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Surveyor

1.A god like person that is infinitely more cunning than an engineer but unlike engineers actually have devoloped the socal skills of an 'A' list celib.

2.A typical Surveyor uses all manner of cool robotic instruments, laser scanners, eletronic measuring devices, high end computer programs and a beat up old 4WD.

3. A Typical Surveyor is better than a 'mans best friend' makes females go weak at the knees and wet at the crotch just by being in their presence and still has time to go to the pub after work.

4. Famous Surveyors in history are GOD, McGuyver, Mr T, Chuck Norris, The Loch Ness Monster, Einstein, JFK, Malcom X, Snoopy, James Bond, all Ninjas, Mr Miyagi, Thomas Eddison, The Hoff.

5. The average surveyor is able to bring the real world into the office of the timid cartographer by all manner of observations and exact measurements and can easily take the rambling designs of a fat-arsed but exciteable engineer and put them into the real world (or not, if they are complete shit).

6. The Surveyor is often the target for the jealousy of others due to feelings of inadequacy (usually in the pants). Due to this Surveyors will often work in teams, where each will watch the other's back like a highly trained quasi-military unit. In this case the term "Team Survey" can be applied.
The Surveyors surveyed that (whatever object you want) and made a 3D digital image of it. Thanks Survey!!
by markhasdrunken March 27, 2007
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Suzette

lovely unsual name and not common. It is of french origin and the meaning is a lovely flower the Lily. What more could a girl ask for than to be named Suzette
Suzette is as refreshing as a lily in spring.
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Suzanne Webb

A drunk, old indian who lives in a shack in Port au Port. She had her face beat in by a deaf mute, because she doesn't know when to shut the fuck up.
What's that thing staggering across the road?

Don't worry, it's just Suzanne Webb.
by ardvark77 October 30, 2009
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Sue-Ann

Southern name for girls. Usually the name of one who is strong independent and beautiful.
Ann: She is new here, she is from the south.
Kyle: Damn, she must be Sue-Ann.
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squat and surf

To use a laptop computer connected to the internet whilst seated on the John.
Jon: Why were you so long in the bathroom?
Me: I was caught up in a nice session of squat and surf.
by Adam Zeldin April 19, 2008
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Sude

All girls named Sude are sexy motherfuckers. And thats a fact, no cap.
Hi my name is Sude
by maaxi12345 October 30, 2019
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Suleyma

A beautiful dark girl with a heart of gold, brains of steel, and a mind of her own.

Her laugh is infectious and she can be friends with anyone.
She can be pretty intense in the eyes when she wants to be.

Her parents just don't understand her freedom.

She loves to dance and be around her chicas but most of all she can become whatever she sets out be, a doctor even.
Suleyma is incredible with Alejandro.
by feniofe November 14, 2010
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