Cracker soup

a white person in a tubby

I made a joke to my friend theo about making him into cracker soup

by bravo kun July 19, 2022

soup wasted

When your adoptive mother dumps a bottle of Chardonnay into her homemade soup without telling you and pass out during a family dinner!

Look at Shanda over there, she passed out in her bowl! She must be soup wasted!

by Papford September 24, 2021

primordial soup

A word used to describe a woman's genitals when they've had sex with over 50+ people. Refers to the hot conditions & the ingredients necessary to form new STDs

Primordial soup, also known as prebiotic soup, is the hypothetical set of conditions present on the Earth around 3.7 to 4.0 billion years ago. It is an aspect of the heterotrophic theory, concerning the origin of life, first proposed by Alexander Oparin in 1924, and J. B. S. Haldane in 1929. (Wikipedia) The theory suggests that the primordial soup gave birth to the first microscopic organisms. (or in this case, new breeds of STDs)

"Bro Alisha has like 500 bodies"
"Her cooch must be a primordial soup"

by bamcats December 5, 2024

Soup

A Hot Wheels super treasure hunt car. Different from "normal" Hot Wheels cars, a soup normally wears a special paint job and rubber tires on rims. Limited and hard to find, you can be sure to pay a left nut for the most desirable examples.

I cracked open 6 fresh cases of cars today at the local Wal-Mart and didn't find a single soup.

by Yurgens June 4, 2019

Amish soup

What you get to eat after an Amish guy finishes in your wife

Babe what’s for dinner? “Amish soup”

by Smc386 January 26, 2022

soup

a chonky calico cat also referred to as Soupy

Look, Soup ate through the bag of food on the floor.

by the better ruby September 25, 2021

Scoop your soup

To grab a ladle and gather the insides of ones bootyhole or vaginal area to slurp upon

Lay down and maybe a little later I’ll scoop your soup

by YouKnowULykIt March 30, 2019