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Only snakes knows dirt

1. Only fake/false/skanless/unconscious people knows unethical behavior.

2. Only unconscious people spread gossip.

Also can be only snakes in the grass knows dirt
Only snakes knows dirt when it's on stuff done behind your back.

You're just like a snake crawling on the ground,
looking for some new dirt to spread around.
-from WHODINI's song, Big Mouth
by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant March 1, 2007
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Kyrgyz white snake

When a white guy pulls out his unit and slaps and asian girl across the face with it.
Originating in the country Kyrgyzstan made up of a large and diverse white and asian population.
Last night my girlfriend was sitting on the couch being a lazy ho, so I stood in front of the yellow bitch and gave he old Kyrgyz white snake! Now she has a bruise the shape of a mushroom on her cheak!
by Dan Carlson September 26, 2006
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a snake bit my asshole

When you are going to take a poop and it stings and burns so much its almost like a snake crawled up your toilet and bit your anus
by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker September 13, 2020
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Snapping off a black snake

Well known Australian slang for doing a poo.
Person 1: Hurry up, mate. We've got to get going.
Person 2: Hold on. I'm just snapping off a black snake.
by anonjwal July 8, 2016
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bottomless pit of flaming snakes

noun/adjective- the worst, most painful, most hopeless, never-ending situation one could ever find themselves in, usually pertaining to a relationship with a female.
"I haven't seen Mark in 3 weeks!"
"Yeah, he met this girl and fell into a bottomless pit of flaming snakes."
by ChinkJew May 15, 2005
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pettin' the one-eyed snake

Synonym for pullin' your pork.
My mom caught me pettin' the one-eyed snake last night. So embarassing!
by boobies March 13, 2004
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Love letter from a Snake

"What is this on my car? I hope it's not a love letter from a snake."
by James Redmon July 3, 2005
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