goalie self goal 

The term goalie self-goal is created when the words “goalie”, “self”, “-“, and “goal” are merged and fused. “Goalie self-goal” is a mostly unheard of expression that is very hard to complete. This is only able to be replicated by 3 unknown people. This phenomenon is done when the goalie of one team takes the ball and puts it in their own net. Some may think this is an own goal, but it is not. It actually awards the goalie’s team 10 goals. This rule was created 7 years ago in the IFA World Cup meeting. It can only be done by people with legendary power and the down syndrome award. This “power” cannot be explained by mortals, but the award can. You get the award when you get Z+’s in school.

Dude, he just did the goalie self goal!

goalie self goal by Sir Alex the 3rd February 22, 2023

encyclopedia self destructigas 

The Encyclopedia of Self Destructive Behaviors which usually end up screwing you over real bad in life

People sometimes display bad behaviors when they read from the Encyclopedia Self Destructigas and then need help fixing there life either by some form of therapy or rehab

encyclopedia self destructigas by FoxGuardJ May 17, 2023

the self-aware rule 

When a character becomes self-aware if it is public on there will be one comment like someone get the mind eraser or execute protocol Instert number of volume,section,page or a combination of 2 or 3 of those

Instert character here is self-aware the self-aware rule enabled

the self-aware rule by Protocols May 25, 2023

Sowvital Self-care 

• noun: The practice of tending to one’s plants as a form of relaxation and self-care, recognizing the therapeutic benefits of gardening.

• “Had a rough day at work, so tonight’s all about Sowvital self-care – just me, my plants, and some chill music.”

Sowvital Self-care by MrGreen August 18, 2023

shit self 

silly little cat meme used to annoy people, doodoo pants

hey noah
what
shit self

noooooooooooooo

shit self by dungdigest September 17, 2023

kyoya self

"kill urself"

- hey YOU, KYOYA SELF!!!

kyoya self by firgonedibles October 23, 2023

Digital Self Harm 

The act of listening to Matt Walsh's pod cast.

Person 1: I was listening to Matt Walsh talk about how much he wants to fuck children the other day.
Person 2: Bro, you need to stop doing that. That's digital self harm.

Digital Self Harm by Sninck November 16, 2023