Prison Rules

After winning a contest of skills, a prisoner or an alpha male yells "Prison Rules, pussy" and then the loser of the contest becomes his prison bitch.
*Shamar beats Jayquan in an arm wrestling match* Shamar yells "Prison Rules, pussy!" And then shamar knows that he's getting fucking in those showers tonight.
by Lord McQuiad October 10, 2016
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Rule 35

(follows rule 34)

Rule 35 of the internet: Don't click the link
dragonsf***kingcars.com. Rule 35.
by Scriblerus January 24, 2010
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Rule 37

Rule 37, if it exists, there is a tube of it.
Rule 37 implies there is a tube of everything or will be, like redtube, youtube, pucktube, gametube
by Computeher April 19, 2008
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Ja Rule

The best damn rapper around. He can own 50 Cent to pieces in a matter of seconds. 50 Cent can't sing and is the next Rebecca Black. Ja Rule can out-rap 50 Cent any day of the year, and that's just a cold hard fact. Ja Rule is the king of hip-hop and he is God.
Yo, I heard 50 Cent's new song, "Outlaw." It would be so much better if Ja Rule was in it.
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Rule 99

No matter what you watch on YouTube, you always end up on ponies.
Always.
Friend 1: I was watching a video on YouTube about how to make a sandwich, and started following the related videos. Somehow how ended up on a video where a yellow pony said "I'm the world champ y'know." and squeaked.
Friend 2: Rule 99.
by High Warlord Skar February 26, 2012
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Rule 38

If there is a type of porn, there is a website for it.
J. Have you seen that pillow porn website?

B. There is no such fucking thing.

J. Rule 38
by Krow1125 September 14, 2008
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Rule 0

The unwritten rule of tabletop Role Playing Games (but can be applied elsewhere). It says:

"Don't be a dick."

It essentially means players should treat each friendly and with respect.

If someone intentionally does something inappropriate, or acts maliciously towards another player or players, he's breaking Rule 0.

Particular behavior breaking the rule may differ according to a game you are playing. For example, some RPGs are designed as competitive games, while others are cooperative. Behaviour common in the first type could be sometimes considered bad (breaking the Rule 0) in the latter.
In most games, killing another player's character without proper reason* qualifies as breaking Rule 0.

* other than "I wanted your loot / I wanted to earn XP by killing you / I did it for the lulz" etc...
by skewCZ March 31, 2011
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