purple-headed yogurt slinger

Dick,penis,also the name of my band if I had one.

Chloe always asks me about your purple-headed yogurt slinger,what is it?

by sandwichsandwich September 13, 2018

Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger

Referring to a dudes dick

Damn Connor has a huge purple Headed Yogurt Slinger

by YaBoi55 March 22, 2018

Purple headed yogurt slinger

When a man insert his penis into a tracheotomy stoma and gets an erection causing it to become stuck resulting in the head of the penis turning purple

This one time I was so desperate for action I got a purple headed yogurt slinger and had to call the squad.

by 24/48 uncensored July 06, 2018

Purple Headed Darth Vader

How nerds at Comic Con refer to their penis while trying to hit on other nerds.

Hey baby wanta go back to my place and check out my purple headed darth vader - the force is strong in him. Regret it you will not.

by Angus McCracken January 24, 2020

purple headed yougart slinger

Another word for the male genitalia.

I unzipped my pants to reveal my purple headed yougart slinger.

by Dick Biggems December 30, 2013

purple headed love trunchon

Another Purple Headed slang term for a fully engorged penis

While she blew me I pulled out of her mouth and started beating her about the head with my purple headed love trunchon

by Min January 08, 2007

purple headed yogurt squirter

a penis that acts more like a super-soaker, after it has been erect for a prolonged period of time

"it was fun until his purple headed yogurt squirter got outta hand and spewed yogurt all over my sheets"

by Paul__C October 05, 2008