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hot pocket

when you shit in someones pocket when they are passed out.
oh man, i got a hot pocket.
by jasen bernthesil March 12, 2008
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Meatball Pocket -MBP

At the point of male/female relations, the male subject is unable to perform due to heavy drug and/or alcohol intake. At that point the male subject proceeds to throw his flaccid penis and genitals into said womans privates. Thus creating a flabby mold closely resembling a meatball. More times than not this technique does not work and leaves said woman extremely unsatisfied and unamused.
by The Rock Texas January 7, 2009
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florida hot pocket

when a man shits in a girls ass and uses the pooh as lubricant.
he gave me a florida hot pocket so i chopped his dick off
by dimitre, crotchlickmeoff May 16, 2016
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Wet as an Otters Pocket

When the female your shagging vagina gets extremely wet and slippery with the possibility of her being a gusher!
Last night i stroked my girl hard from behind while playing with her clit and intermitently fingering her arse, by the time she came her cunt was as wet as an otters pocket!
by The Spunk Pistol April 9, 2010
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Jelly Slam Pocket

a girls pussy when she has her period
Jill: "Lindes, who you hookin up with tonight?"
Lindes: "No one tonight, I have a jelly slam pocket"
by Lindsay C. February 16, 2008
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run your pockets

1. what you say to someone when you want them to pay up

2. a badass song by no cash
run your fuckin pockets and pay me (im the motherfuckin)
god of you sick zombies so lay me (with the motherfuckin)
strength of 1,000 sweatshops and counting (run your motherfuckin)
pockets give me all you got start counting...
by suckafish March 19, 2005
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Hot Pocket Friends

When two woman have shared or are sharing the same penis. A female version of Eskimo brothers.
Karissa and Mandy have both had sex with Curtis. That makes them hot pocket friends.
by MrArrozConPollo July 28, 2015
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