dish nosed

When someone screws you and fucks you up from something important

Fuck! I got dish nosed from an important meeting

Damn, i totally got dish nosed on that fucking final

by Mango Chango Mr. Tango January 8, 2008

nose recorder

an aesthetically pleasing woodwind that is powered off of the bones 80 000 men, a true work of art that can only be described as talent, brilliant, incredible, amazing, show stopping, spectacular, never the same, totally unique.

@filthyfrank

"hey m9 im boutta smash this nose recorder with my hairy nostril wanna see"
"dude"
"bro"
"fuCK YEAH I WANNA SEE THAT SHIT"

by lmaoiwannadie November 23, 2017

Nose salmon

Snot or blood that travels UP your nasal passage.

Me: Dude I don’t mind having a headcold but this full on migration of nose salmon every time I sniffle is killing me.

Dude: regular nose salmon or Sockeye nose salmon? Cause last week I had a nosebleed and those sockeye Nose salmon were running hard!

by Buddhistboy April 2, 2022

nose diarrhoea

1. Nose mucus in its thick & runny form - (indicative of colds & flu)

Note : dissimilar to 'Nasal Incontinence' where one simply has a viscousless runny nose

"Ha-choo!!.. Aww.. Man! I got nose diarrhoea all over my textbook!"

by penot January 11, 2009

pigeon nose

Slut who will sniff any man she walks past

“Oooh she’s definitely got a pigeon nose”

by underwaterhoe12 August 12, 2024

Elevator Nose

Somebody that is always rootin' through another person's entire house with the intentions of stealing your shit.

Here comes Elevator Nose, he's from one floor to the next!

by Ilovemybrothersgirlfriend August 19, 2025

Cum Nose

"Cum Nose" is to define someone who likes cum in their nose, either to fell the stickyness or just like the felling of cum in their nose.

1. "I like the felling of cum in my nose, does that make me a cum nose?"

2. "I like the felling of stickyness in my nose when he cums."

by Nsfw definitions July 17, 2021