Call me Phishmail

The opening line of a disarmingly transparent effort to get your SSN, passwords and credit card number.

Never read Moby Dick? Then call me Phishmail. Impress your friends 'cause absolutely free I'll give you my lightning tutorial on Melville's massive classic. Just click here.

by Monkey's Dad January 19, 2020

Wank-up Call

The act of masturbating before contacting a questionable person

I was going to tell my ex I wanted her back, but then I had a wank-up call.

by Electronicks February 14, 2017

i call mahogany

A type of foolishness or shenanigan

That's crazy!

I know! I call mahogany!!

by Nopee 767676 March 1, 2017

Call me Ronald

when you have been born with an extra ordinary juicy huge black testicle and when you rub your eyebrows you have telekinesis powers so you can read every persons mind
* Meets a random person *

* Rub your eyebrows *

* Knows everything about the person *

Random Person : How do you know all that !? we just met

" Call me Ronald..... "

Someone : How you did this
Me : Call me Ronald

by Fatneek123KSI June 21, 2021

conference call dementor

The person who sucks the life force out of every one else involved by constantly repeating information or discussing a topic ad naseum. After being in contact with a Conference call dementor most people wish for death...

As a conference call dementor, Carol went on about the pie graph for an hour, before Phillip ran screaming from the room

by office minion August 7, 2012

call on Line 1

A "diplomatic" way of saying that you need to drain the radiator.

I'd thought I needed to answer just a call on Line 1 from Mother Nature, but it turned out that both of my "lines" were "ringing"... I hadda take a call on Line 2, as well.

by QuacksO October 12, 2018

call 1-800

A phrase that someone tells you when you need to get a pet bird. It can be also used in a commercial selling a product, or an advice line. Such as the suicide hotline, and it’s commercials about how you need to call the number if you have suicidal thoughts.

Call 1-800-burdens so you can get a better life.

by Pjudge October 26, 2022