Dry Wilbert

It's basically a wet willy but with a dry finger!
Babe? Can I give you a Dry Wilbert?

What the f___ is that? Here I'll show you...(stick rough dry finger tip, deep into ear hole!) Like that... Hahaha!
by Ritequik 805 March 20, 2023
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Dick Dry-Heaving

When you cum so many times that you run out of sperm and can no longer ejaculate during orgasm.
Tyrone: Damn that bitch sucked me so good I was dick dry-heaving.
by The_God_of_Tits_and_Wine September 23, 2019
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Memphis Dry Rub

When you’re forced to jerk off without the aid of lubrication due to the lack of amenities in a cheap hotel while traveling.
After staring at the hot stewardess for three hours on my flight today I had to rub one out with no delay. My cheap hotel had no lubrication so I had to perform a Memphis Dry Rub just to release the poison. Fortunately there was a 7-11 nearby, so round two was much more pleasant.
by Arc A. Noodle September 08, 2021
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Drying the Dog

A male masturbation technique where you use open hands either on the top and bottom or each side of the shaft to vigorously more back and forth like how towelling off a dog to dry it after you wash them.
James has been “drying the dog” cause he has stitches in his thumb and can’t grip it with an orthodox grip…
by Ben-JammedyaMum October 16, 2024
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Dry Condom Pants

word used to describe those cotton leggings that ALL inner-city females wear
Her dry condom pants were so tight, you could see her granny panty line.
by Cat Eyez April 13, 2011
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dry fight

Dry fight is what your girlfriend does when she really doesn't have any reason to fight and there is no winner or resolve. Because there was never an issue. She just wanted to fight just to fight.
Man I can't even get my dick hard around this bitch. All she wants to do is dry fight and the shit ain't cool.
by Scrilla Don't Lie May 31, 2019
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dry tony

after going for a dump, and finding no toilet paper, one proceeds to ass wipe with a towel.
there was no toilet paper in the long drop, had to do a dry tony
by PettyPineapple April 03, 2018
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