band-aid medicine

Typical of modern medicine, focusing on curing symptoms rather than their cause.

Patient *has heart attack*
Doctor: We are going to have to remove your heart.
Patient: Won't I die?
Doctor: Yes but you will not have any more heart attacks.
Patient: 'walks out' I don't know if I want band-aid medicine. Maybe I will just lay off the Mickey D's

by 1Head January 29, 2021

Cantina Band

A group of the most epic humans and one bear. together they could take over the world, but they dont feel like it. they hate estevan. Psych is important to them. if you insult one of the band, the rest will kill you. seriously, theyve done it before.

Bro we should make a cantina band.

Nah we cant compete with them

by LE Bear of doom November 24, 2021

The Best Band Ever

weezer

Person 1: “Weezer The Best Band Ever”
Person 2: “True!”

by weezyweez November 25, 2022

bandy band

Defined by popular bands in the early 2000’s ,
a Bandy Band is a band which is heavily invested in looking & acting like a band. They usually play their own instruments, and are sometimes manufactured similar to a boyband.

Remember bandy bands? like :
The Strokes
The Libertines
Razorlight
Kings of Leon

Kaiser Chiefs
Arctic Monkeys

Kasabian

…. to name only a few!

by Jaytecx October 5, 2023

Lad bands

Any band consisting of all or mainly lads that write songs with an often slightly raunchy nature.
They're like boy-bands, but not shit.

Some examples of Lad bands are:
Arctic monkeys
The Fratellis
Fountains of Wayne

by The faces of Farhad December 15, 2017

half band kid

A kid named Eric who somehow got sucked into the band kid crowd

Band kid 1: yo who’s this guy?

Band kid 2: oh it’s Eric, he’s a half band kid

Band kid 1: oh sick

by WormSoul December 13, 2022

Dick-Band

The Dick-Band is a phenomenon in which a male individual who is wearing a belt, has the excess length of the belt draping/flopping around in front of his leg, almost as if to represent his self-proclaimed cock size for any and all to lay eyes upon and bow before.

Person 1: "Dude, remember in middle school when all the preps and jocks would tighten their belts and make the excess length hang down in front of their leg to show people their dick size? They all just walked around school sporting dick-bands like it was their jobs!"

Person 2: "What..?"

by JohnnyHopscotch69 August 10, 2023