Play me or Trade me speech

The speech that comes about 6 months into a dating relationship, where the woman (usually) asks if the relationship will be leading to marriage, and if it isn't, let her find a less commitment phobic suitor. Very similar to a star athlete who is riding the bench asking his manager to "Play me here or trade me to a team that will."

"How are things going with the new girl??"

"Not good, she gave me the Play me or Trade me speech last weekend..."

"After two months of dating?? That is harsh.."

by IrishMike February 22, 2008

Eat me

Go to hell, fuck you, I hope you die, you are a piece of shit that deserves absolutely nothing.

Unfortunately I have the phrase "eat me" stuck in my head so my mom has been pretty pissed off at me lately when she asks what i want for dinner and i tell her to go to hell.

by Me December 26, 2003

DM me

dungeon master my eggs

"dm me later"

"sure, you bring the eggs"

by Cat Hams February 3, 2018

Broomstick me

The act of someone fucking you or putting a broomstick in your ass, asshole, butthole and etc.

Layla:*talks about hot guys*
Lizz:Romeo and Chris can broomstick me plz and thx.

by LunaBroom June 9, 2018

Chill for me

when someone doing too much or being dramatic

it’s not that deep, chill for me.

by Katie985 May 23, 2022

Me-mail

To send yourself email to another of your email address's

Crystal sent me-mail to her hotmail account.

by NatoSA December 2, 2010

Close to me

You and I have become close,and as a result,I hold you emotionally dear to me

'CLOSE TO ME!!!ClOsE tO mE!!!! cLoSe To MEEE!!!C L O S E T O M E!!!!!!!!'

by school doesn't help us December 28, 2019