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Matthew

The most annoying kid in the universe who can’t stop talking.
Matthew: *SINGS LOUD IN CLASS*
Girl 1: SHUT UP!
by MayoDaPotato January 22, 2025
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Matthew Hope

A "Matthew Hope" is an asshole who constantly starts drama and destroys things. This hopeless asshole destroys nearly everything he touches from machining equipment to the fabric of the universe itself.
Matthew Hope just drilled a hole through the soap dispenser in engineering class, what a retard!
by PeePeePooPooAhh November 8, 2020
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Matthew

He looks a bit like Justin Bieber, but don't worry, he's great crack. If you ever get into trouble, just say you're his friend, he'll defend you, more or less. Totally recommend getting completely plastered with him. He's also a Lyne
Damn Matthew you're gone!
I don't know what the f*ck you're talking about
by Bigdaddyissues January 17, 2021
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Leo Cucked Matthews

The act of a brown woman (usually with the name Murby) cucking white fat men with a big brawlic black man named Requis
Hey man do you know what happen to jim?
YEAH BRO HIS NEW NAME IS LEO CUCKED MATTHEWS
by GasDrinkingHorse June 21, 2024
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Matthew

A boy that is the best friend I could ever ask for
I love you Matthew.
by Layla_theidiot April 16, 2022
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Matthew Em

A definite bro... he just be diggin in his butt, like just excavating that shittt.
Yo, our boy Matthew Em is in the house, you already KNOWWW he's gonna be DIGGINGG in that shit!
by Mon Astery July 13, 2025
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Matthew

This special person can simply be described by the famous South African phrase 'a poes'. Matthew's usually have big hearts and are very caring but nothing will ever oversee the fact that they are complete poes's. He is the type of guy that can get any girl he wants when he learns not to be a poes, but IF he masters that skill of not being a poes, its simply POES OVER for everyone. These guys also seem to be intensely focus when it comes to serous things, like being a poes. Even though these guys are fat poes's, they usually have such a relaxed view on life and never seem to worry about anything; they are also the fire to the party and have the ability to bring a dead party back to life. So if you know a Matthew, take that opportunity to tell them how much of a poes they really are!
That guy looks like a poes, oh he must be a Matthew.
by jou ma se poes102 November 22, 2021
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