Male Loneliness Syndrome

Male Loneliness Syndrome, known as MLS, is a "mental disorder" described by heterosexual males, most commonly Incels, as something caused by female rejection. Realistically, most people who claim to have this disorder typically put in little-to-no effort to build relationships or trust in women, and simply want to blame women for how unfuckable they are, as well as the fact that they are unfathomably socially inept.

John: I overheard Cody talking about Male Loneliness Syndrome to Amber, no wonder she keeps rejecting him!
Dave: Yeah man, he really needs to learn how to socialize... I almost feel bad for him.

by M-GRAVES February 9, 2025

Laikopoulos Male

Above sigma, horse cock energy bursting through his veins, 1v9 valorant machine, dominates the whole planet (also dominates pyth), yes bitches!

When I grow up I wanna become laikopoulos male and get some bitches on my dick

by 'kopoulos, Xen February 2, 2022

Bobby male

An individual who is so fucking masculine and has a real attraction to the ladies. This man is so above any other type of male that he doesn't mind going by the name "bobby". If you are a big lad with muscles who shits on the younger generation due to his high stature and dominance, then you are a bobby male

Beta Male: YOOOOOOOOOO wtf its a bobby male

Bobby male: YH FAM D'watch dat init

Beta male: Ok by the way i'm a beta shit

by Bobby the Bobby male May 31, 2022

sigma male

The propagation of the sigma male concept is a cringe coping mechanism leveraged by literal beta males who pretend they are better than alpha males and also want you to believe that. In a story as old as time itself, young men with loser fathers attempt to compensate for their lack of a healthy masculine identity by pretending to be some kind of scary bad ass. In truth, nobody else (especially women) thinks sigma males are scary bad asses, or that even attempting to be a scary bad ass is admirable or useful; they rightfully see through the bullshit to observe the truth: that this man is totally lacking in basic social skills, is a selfish asshole who doesn't care about other people, and would probably be a loser father like his father before him. The sigma male concept is the loser male version of the mental ill degenerates who invented 1000 made up genders and sexualities in the 2010s: total pseudoscience with absolutely no basis in academic literature that serves only to signal that you are in fact a fucking loser who looks at the internet all day. Lots of loser men thought the sigma male concept was pretty cool during the early 2020s, but the tide quickly turned on them when they realized that they had shrouded themselves in a symbol of failure not dissimilar to a neckbeard's fedora. Today the majority of people who are aware of the sigma male concept think it is fucking embarrassing and anybody who expresses admiration for the concept is definitely a dickhead.

"Why is your YouTube feed full of Peaky Blinders clips?"
"Because I'm a sigma male."
"Is that some made up thing from the internet?"

by Erik9000 September 11, 2023

Sigma male

Something that I have no idea what it means

There are teenagers like me who work jobs, want to learn how to drive etc. and you have the small minority of teens boasting about being "sigma males" *sigh*

by Jack Spank9049 January 14, 2023

male fupa

A man with an enormous fupa and soft dad bad with no muscle definition and sagging.

Yayo's male fupa makes me sick.

by anon2022 September 5, 2022

Male Monologue

Male Monologue is when a high IQ schizophrenic autistic guy talks to himself. It is usually followed by evil laughter when his retarded ranting is accompanied by coherent but politically incorrect sentences.

Male Monologuist: "Women do not belong in the kitchen because you cannot do the laundry without leaving the kitchen. Nietzsche talked about this."

Random person: "???"

Male Monologuist: "Life is like a box of chocolates. —Jeffrey Dahmer (probably)."

Random person: "????!!!"

Male Monologuist: "Mein Fuhreeer! Where Art Thou! How can you abandon me among the pinocchios?"

Random Person: "what is this crazy schizophrenic, autistic, antisemitic, misogynistic guy saying? Is this what we call a Male Monologue?"

Random Person's girlfriend: "gosh he's such a sexy high-IQ misogynist. I want him to force me to do the laundry."

Male Monologuist: "Thine heart art... fuck I hate speaking in Shakesperean English. (leaves room because no breathing the same air before marriage).

by Monologuist November 26, 2023