A legendary gamer. He likes dogs, video games, and has a big comedic personality. He is a fucking badass legend
Girl 1: Oh, have you seen Jacobs brand new outfit
Girl 2: oh, mmm I just want to give him the biggest blow
Girl 2: oh, mmm I just want to give him the biggest blow
by a boy from the future December 27, 2019
Plays Overwatch 2 all day while stuffing Chicken down his throat. Sometimes gets a little too horny around men... am I safe? oh fuck
by AssSmacker69 February 04, 2024
by The real Jacob May 25, 2020
(noun) A demon-soul filled spawn of Satan who sprouts wings to fly and crawls up walls like a spider. He appears to have the body of a skeleton and can swallow kids whole. He eats a bowl of freshly ground kittens each morning for breakfast. When he gets home, he lights fires in his anal cavity, then burns his crotch and prays to his father, the Dark Lord. He then goes and drinks the blood of his parents whom are chained up in his closet. Jacob rips off the flesh on his back so his bat-like wings can extend before he pulls off the rest of his flesh to reveal a hairy demonic figure. He then flies around town snatching the souls of children and torturing people in his cellar to make sure their soul is good enough to eat.
by StickySuede September 18, 2018
by The real Jacob May 25, 2020
by Croyboi May 08, 2020
At first you would think that jacob is a sweet, kind, loving and all around great guy but you are wrong. He is a manwhore and doesn’t have any respect for a girl. He will call many girls hot no matter if he has a girl or not. He will go for any girl he sees and then break their hearts if they are not good enough for him. He doesn’t know how to get his feelings straight. Don’t fall for a jacob
girl 1 : jacob told my friend that he has feelings for me.
girl 2 : the fact that he told your friend that and not even you is already a red light.
girl 1 : true but he is so cute.
girls 2 : that doesn’t matter he calls so many girls hot. You can’t prove that he won’t call another girl hot when you guys are together.
girl 2 : the fact that he told your friend that and not even you is already a red light.
girl 1 : true but he is so cute.
girls 2 : that doesn’t matter he calls so many girls hot. You can’t prove that he won’t call another girl hot when you guys are together.
by irllydontlikeu1854 December 23, 2018