Plan J

Plan J is a last resort for overwhelming stress. If Plan J is ineffective, the problem may be greater, and medical assistance may be required. Do not be afraid to seek help

The J in Plan J stands for jerk off

This whole day has been absolute shit, my head is killing me, I have so much work, and I can’t sleep. Time for Plan J

by jaboi January 16, 2020

J-Margolised

Getting decked, knocked over, jacked up, or lit up.

Word is best when someone gets decked by a bike!

Word is made famous by the bike that ran Justin over.

"S*** dude, that kid just got straight J-Margolised by that bike!"

"Yo, what was that Wide Receiver doing going across the middle? He got J-Margolised!"

by Tom Pete August 14, 2008

Daniel J

He has enormous pp it is too large before you put it in she will say its very big and enormous pp.

Girl 1: I'm hanging out with Daniel J today and i can already feel his pp
Girl 2: OMG OMG OMG BRING ME WITH YOUs

by GODISSUPERGOOD December 11, 2019

J-Ho

n. Slang abbreviation of Japanese horror films – motion pictures.

Adj. Of or pertaining to the the subculture of horror films produced, written and directed in Japan that tends to have a psychological focus in fear.

1. I’ve been checking out a lot of indie J-ho lately.

2. I watched the J-ho film Audition last night, and I went mental!

3. I tend to like the original J-Ho productions more than the American remakes.

by DeMarte & Sutton October 12, 2010

J+D

A relationship where two really love each other. They both understand each other and they both would do anything for one another. The J is an amazing person, someone who cares for you, can over think and has a soft spot. They love family, friends and deserves a lot better. The D in the relationship is someone who over thinks, might be a little confident, someone kind-hearted and most of all very unique.

Someone:Our initials together are J+D!

Someone else:Woah! You guys seem to be a perfect match.

by CrackheadedVal August 18, 2021

PB&J

Short for Proud Boy and jelly. A dead white supremacist.

Me and the boys are gonna go make some PB&J’s later, wanna come?

by Aspookysloth August 15, 2019

j-true

When you have sex with your girlfriend in the bathroom at walmart and bend her over, stick her head in the urinal, and flush right before ejaculation so that she clinches tight for the finish.

Hey baby, come up to work so we can have a quick j-true.

by SRJ08 December 21, 2008