Mental Ding-Dong-Ditch

When someone nearby catches your attention by saying your name but, is talking to or about someone else with the same name

Stranger: Hey Josh! how are you doing?

Josh: *looks up from phone from nearby*

Different Josh who is actually talking to the stranger: I’m good how about you?

Josh: ... I just got mental ding-dong-ditched

by Phlip_side September 12, 2018

Ding the dong

Ding the dong means just jacking off. The term is from the word ,,ding dong" meaning penis. When you are dinging the dong, you are just masturbating.

Dood1: My bitch dang my dong yesterday
Dood2: great to hear that homie, I actually haven't dinged my dong in about a week, but when I will do the schlonging elonging, I will definitely watch some twitch thots for sure.
Dood1: Then I wish you that when you will ding the dong, you will nut so good, you'll be fucking dead.

by PinkAdmiral April 2, 2019

small wong dong

When you dick is 11mm with a large curve and is about as thin as a slimjim that can bend around a corner hitting the dogs anus from the other room

ryan has a small wong dong now my poodles as is wet

by NotSeCretOrgans April 15, 2019

ring a ding dong

the best friendgroup in the entireeeeee world especially in qatar academy doha

the ring a ding dong showed at the party they r so coooooooolll they dinged my dong they r the most popular

by sparknotes November 27, 2019

Flaba laba ding dong

A big city where people ride on pigs in iron baskets to get around.

"Yo dude! I went to a Flaba laba ding dong for winter break. It was dope skirting around on pigs."

by Jbirb December 4, 2019

flappa dappa ding dong

A place where you eat irons and do randoms thing and be stupid!

I an flappa dappa ding dong!

by Sxxxxxxa123 December 4, 2019

Tom Ding Dong

Tommy go ding dong lmao

Lmao tom ding dong on the ding ding

by MyN****kevin January 24, 2020