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Dick Licker

Dick Licker: a male or female that enjoys sucking on a male's penis (see blow job)
Francis sucked Frank's penis all night, what a dick licker!
by ~Keyona January 9, 2004
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dick twizzler

1) When one, giving a blowjob, twists there head in a clockwise or counterclockwise direction while slightly twisting the penis in the opposite direction (can be done during the up and/or down stroke or both).

2) To give a blowjob in a repeated spiral fashion.

*Slurping is preferred but optional!
Also see: Cockswirl, Candycane, Tilt-a-Swirl
Whether it's for go or for show, she's a pro if she knows the Dick Twizzler!
by J. S. Alexander January 20, 2006
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Garlic Dick

To rub garlic on the head of ones penis after your ex girlfriend told you you had chlamydia and that the natural cure was to rub a clove of garlic under the foreskin onto the head of the penis because its natural antibiotic properties will kill off the disease resulting in a severe burning sensation... this is untrue, and you are such an idiot john. thanks for being a complete moron and believing me.
"...so i just gave myself Garlic Dick, is it supposed to burn this much?"
"Yes, its a healing burn, like rubbing alcohol"... dumbass.
by cougartown97 April 13, 2010
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Dick Salad

Jeez, why didn't you invite any girls? This party is nothing but a dick salad.
by El Dorko March 23, 2009
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Small dick

Usually a 3 to 4 inch penis.
A.k.a josh
This is when you bust before she feels it even though it is already in. Girls say they don't care but obviously they do.
Is it a boy
IDK get the microscope .

It's a boy he just has a small dick
by Leftnutpoped April 11, 2017
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Dick Trickle

A NASCAR driver with a very, very funny name.
What kind of parents would name their son Dick Trickle??? ROFL!!!
by not found [Error 404] April 28, 2008
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hagfish dick

When a person sucks your penis for ages and it gets covered in lots of spit and dribble like a slimy hagfish
She sucked my dick for so long I got hagfish dick, I could slip it straight in her ass now
by Bigfatbozwithbigfatballbag October 28, 2018
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