Chuck Norris 

The absolute bosstrocity and godliness of this man cannot be described in words....yes, he is that amazing. In the rating of bossest things in the Universe, he is above any god. Above anything else in sight and mind. You don't touch this man. He is untouchable. He is unfrigginebelieveable. He is...Chuck Norris. You cannot argue. No matter what you say or think, opinions don't matter. It is fact. Chuck Norris is more than a god.

Chuck Norris threw a grenade and it killed reports estimate 14 people. Then it blew up a few seconds later.
When you search up to find Chuck Norris on Google and click I'm feeling lucky, you don't find a link. Chuck Norris finds you.
Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his father did.

Chuck Norris by Anti-Everything You Say August 26, 2013

Chuck Norris 

Noun: God, The son, the holy spirit, the father, the father's father, perfection. Every thing right about this world.

Adjective: for something to be awesome, amazing, outstanding, perfect.

verb: to do something perfectly, astonishingly amazing. Also, to round house kick some one at lightspeed.

Eric- That fail was sooo fucking Chuck Norris man!

Sean- Yeah dude he Chuck Norris'd that shit.

Brian Bell- Guys.. I just got Chuck Norris'd in the face...

everyone- AHAHAAAHAAAhaa...

Taylor- wtfbbq? :D

Chuck Norris by 13xshadex13 May 2, 2009

Chuck Norris 

Jesus's bodyguard. That's how awesome he is

First guy: I'm gonna kill Jesus
Second guy: You'll have to get through Chuck Norris first.
First guy: Aw, screw that!

Chuck Norris by Matt mickey November 5, 2010

Chuck Norris 

The reason why waldo is hiding.

Person 1) Damn it, Why can't I find Waldo?!?!?!!

Person 2) Because he saw Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris by -----Enter pseudonym here----- November 27, 2010

Chuck Norris 

1) Run from this.
2) When you see this, Be prepared to be roundhouse kicked.
3) The end of life.

"OH MY GOD IT'S CHUCK NORRIS! RUN!!!"

Chuck Norris by Mister LoLz April 3, 2009

chuck norris 

The shit, every shit, everything around the shit, everything on the shit, the shoes that have stepped in the shit, the shit on the shoes, the smell of the shit, the flies that eat the shit, basically....the shit.

Chuck norris doesnt need an example

chuck norris by beeb the destroyer February 20, 2011

chuck norris 

the number 1 person in THE WORLD THAT YOU SHOULD NEVER EVER, EVEN FOR ALL THE MONEY IN THE WORLD FUCK WITH. because he WILL FIND YOU.

guy: heeheeheehee, i sent chuck norris an email that says he sucks LOL
CHUCK: *roundhouse kick to the guy's face causing death*

chuck norris by MR.KICK-ASS March 24, 2013