Circumcised candy cane

A candy cane without its wrapper

I would like to eat a circumcised candy cane so I do not get plastic in my mouth.

by Cheeseitgang January 4, 2021

Soul Candy

Any uplifting street drug i.e. METH or Cocaine

"Ay you got any soul candy, ese?"

by lemonfishstick898 February 12, 2015

narcissistic candy

An empathetic, SWEET & often incredibly sexy soul preyed upon, EATEN & exploited by a demonic narcissist(s).

Johnny Depp was utterly delicious narcissistic candy for that evil Amber bitch.

by DVonDiesel June 21, 2022

Candy cum

Give ur girl a penis baby little wigger

Candy cum

by Rissthecunbaby December 30, 2022

Candy van

When someone arrives infront of your house in a white van and they give you free candy! I’m currently in the back of a van right now and I’m tied up and naked for some reason, but at least I get a Kit Kat bar!

Let’s go get in the candy van!
Last time I did that they tickled my butt, so no thanks.

by Bill cosby’s boyfriend June 13, 2023

battery candy

Sour candy, because sour candy is as bad for your teeth as battery acid.

Pirate: Yarrrgh, do you like battery candy?

by babypiratesnapchat2 December 27, 2022

battery candy

Jolly Ranchers, as they be shaped like batteries.

Do you like battery candy?

by babypiratesnapchat2 January 30, 2023