Call me Ronald

when you have been born with an extra ordinary juicy huge black testicle and when you rub your eyebrows you have telekinesis powers so you can read every persons mind
* Meets a random person *

* Rub your eyebrows *

* Knows everything about the person *

Random Person : How do you know all that !? we just met

" Call me Ronald..... "

Someone : How you did this
Me : Call me Ronald

by Fatneek123KSI June 21, 2021

Wank-up Call

The act of masturbating before contacting a questionable person

I was going to tell my ex I wanted her back, but then I had a wank-up call.

by Electronicks February 14, 2017

call on Line 1

A "diplomatic" way of saying that you need to drain the radiator.

I'd thought I needed to answer just a call on Line 1 from Mother Nature, but it turned out that both of my "lines" were "ringing"... I hadda take a call on Line 2, as well.

by QuacksO October 12, 2018

Suicide Prank Call

You and 5 of your friends at a sleepover prank calling the suicide hot line at 3 in the morning.

How a suicide prank call usually goes:
Daniel: I’ve been having dark thoughts lately.
Operator: We all have dark thoughts sometimes.
Daniel: Especially when my uncle is 6 inches inside of me.
Operator: Wait, what?

by Ecua73 December 1, 2019

sugar daddy call

A call similar to a booty call where the caller is looking for financial rather than sexual favors.

Tiffany found out that she did not have the money to pay her car payment so made a sugar daddy call to a guy that she met at the club a week ago.

by Papa Jim 918 July 15, 2015

i call mahogany

A type of foolishness or shenanigan

That's crazy!

I know! I call mahogany!!

by Nopee 767676 March 1, 2017

Call me Phishmail

The opening line of a disarmingly transparent effort to get your SSN, passwords and credit card number.

Never read Moby Dick? Then call me Phishmail. Impress your friends 'cause absolutely free I'll give you my lightning tutorial on Melville's massive classic. Just click here.

by Monkey's Dad January 19, 2020