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colorado coffee

A sexual act were a man inserts pre-roasted coffee beans into a women's Anus. The coffee beans are then passed from the women's Anus. The man uses the shitty coffee beans to brew a cup of black filter coffee. The man then

ejulates into the black coffee leaving a residue reminiscent of 2% milk. The couple then drink the coffee between them.
Had a one night stand with this slut last night. Had no coffee the next morning so had to make do with a colorado coffee.
by Theyoungwolf43 December 4, 2017
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(r)chaffee

the one who always at fault
never does anything right
by (r)chaffee May 25, 2018
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floor coffee

When you dump coffee grounds all over the floor at the same time that your floor is flooded with water.
I tried to make a batch of cold brew while doing laundry, but I ended up making a house full of floor coffee.
by LaceARoo June 17, 2018
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Analog Coffee

The best coffee you will EVER have!
Hey, wanna come with us to get some Analog Coffee?
by Coffee Lover 5000 July 26, 2019
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Venezuelan Coffee Pot

An incredibly rare and difficult sexual maneuver in which the male (or penised female) inserts 15 coffee beans into their rectum. Meanwhile, the partner positions themselves at a 45 degree angle (head down) in the north corner of the largest room in the house. A funnel is then placed in their anus while the male or penised female deposits the coffee beans into funnel, therefore filling up the ol Venezuelan Coffee Pot. Great for both large family get-togethers or small dinner parties.
“Guys I can’t go jogging today. I got the ol Venezuelan Coffee Pot last night and I still can’t walk or sneeze.”
by DeezNuuuutz September 2, 2019
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Yeetus Cafeetus

You have to scream ´Ýeetus Cafeetus´ While throwing something at someone
YEETUS CAFEETUS
by Yeetus Cafeetus November 14, 2019
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Hardcore Coffee Drinkers

You are a hardcore coffee drinker if you have coffee in your veins and drink nothing but.

P.s.
You're a vampire.
Those persons are some real hardcore coffee drinkers.
by PrincessPea04 December 9, 2019
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