The opening line of a disarmingly transparent effort to get your SSN, passwords and credit card number.
Never read Moby Dick? Then call me Phishmail. Impress your friends 'cause absolutely free I'll give you my lightning tutorial on Melville's massive classic. Just click here.
by Monkey's Dad January 19, 2020
by Zexonlamez May 15, 2011
Friend 1: Let's get drunk!
Friend 2: I'll text Eric. He'll bring tequila.
Friend 1: Is he coming?
Friend 2: Yeah, as soon as possible. He's an alcoholic booty call.
Friend 2: I'll text Eric. He'll bring tequila.
Friend 1: Is he coming?
Friend 2: Yeah, as soon as possible. He's an alcoholic booty call.
by oxforddictionary2.0 November 12, 2013
by Nopee 767676 March 01, 2017
something a guy sez to a girl if he doesn't really want to do anything with her except fuck her and even then she has to make the first move so that he knows up front she's a sure thing
by Jake April 26, 2004
when you have been born with an extra ordinary juicy huge black testicle and when you rub your eyebrows you have telekinesis powers so you can read every persons mind
* Meets a random person *
* Rub your eyebrows *
* Knows everything about the person *
Random Person : How do you know all that !? we just met
" Call me Ronald..... "
* Meets a random person *
* Rub your eyebrows *
* Knows everything about the person *
Random Person : How do you know all that !? we just met
" Call me Ronald..... "
by Fatneek123KSI June 21, 2021
How a suicide prank call usually goes:
Daniel: I’ve been having dark thoughts lately.
Operator: We all have dark thoughts sometimes.
Daniel: Especially when my uncle is 6 inches inside of me.
Operator: Wait, what?
Daniel: I’ve been having dark thoughts lately.
Operator: We all have dark thoughts sometimes.
Daniel: Especially when my uncle is 6 inches inside of me.
Operator: Wait, what?
by Ecua73 December 01, 2019