crusty box

An older woman who is not attactive but thinks that she is.

I can not believe that fred thinks crusty box is fresh!

by bezel333 December 31, 2005

shit boxed

The leaving of fecal matter in a bag or a box, secretly hidden in a small room (especially dorm rooms) as a prank or revenge.

Hey, we shit-boxed Scott. He should smell that in a week or two!

by annonymous April 11, 2005

shit box

This is what happens to a cunt when a woman wipes her ass in the wrong direction.

Sally rotten crotch wipes forward and her crotch turned into a shit box.

by Nicesta April 11, 2008

skank box

A girl who is a total slut and sleeps around a lot.

-What did you do last night?
-A couple guys
-You're a skank box!!!

by skankyone December 21, 2008

Giggi-Box

A play on word for the Digi Box (Digital TV) and referencing Glenn Quagmire's catchphrase of Family Guy fame for his hypersexuality.

To allow the viewing of porn 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, 365 days a year.

Man 1: "what did you do at the weekend mate?"

Man 2: "Spent the whole weekend checking out the Giggi-box"

Also see man talk

by Gary Love July 12, 2010

box munchkin

A midget lesbian. Derived from the latin root "box muncher" but added "kin" to imply the shortness of the one who is munching the box.

I hired 2 lesbian strippers for Dean's bachelor party and they turned out to be midgets too. Nothing like a bachelor party with a couple of box munchkins running around.

by Pappy McShmeer January 5, 2011

raspberry box

the act of filling up a box with raspberries and beating someone unconsious with it and then ejaculating into their hair.

my boss was making me mad so i gave him a raspberry box.

by vanksie November 1, 2010