jazz BAND

hell. literal hell on earth. dorbandt is funny, but lizzie doesn’t think so.

“why are you so stressed”

“cause i’m in fucking jazz BAND asshole”

by denay March 24, 2021

Bands

10 $100 bills, otherwise $1000 (x the desired amount)

MrBeast gave away an average of a few bands to individuals in his community.

by jimldoe May 10, 2023

Prosper Mighty Eagle Marching Band

Band full of kids who all play super smash bros and laugh at jokes funny years ago

Kid: Big Chungus, hehe, *snickers*
Me: That was funny years ago bro wtf
Kid: Says the guy that has Tiktok 🤓

Me: Everything you laugh at comes from tiktok, except it’s years old
Kid: Nope, you like chinese propaganda *chuckles*
Me: Oh right, you’re in the Prosper Mighty Eagle Marching Band

by Don’t even ask bro December 30, 2022

Bro Band

A smartphone accessory for simple hands-free driving. Comprised of a rubber band around your head that securely holds your smartphone in place close to your ear and mouth.

Hey, this bro band is great. I can drive without having to hold my phone.

by Prunella V July 16, 2015

i only got bands

when a kid in your algebra class asks for a dollar but you only have $100 bills and its relatable

nah man i only got bands sorry

by chaface21 November 20, 2019

band class

1. absolute hell
2. fun
3. a reason to end it all

aw man i gotta go take band class

by dreamybullsbatukam February 17, 2023

Band In China

An actual piece of shit movement that tries to boycott Apple Inc.,some of the most famous airlines,some auto manufacturers,JYP Entertainment, and others because they are allegedly kowtowing to P.R.C Government.

Band In China? That shitty movement?

by 25DC November 1, 2019