Fuck your apples

An insult, often hurled during drunkenness. Equivalent to go fuck yourself or fuck your ass.

Aaaahhhh, fuck your apples.

by brianbeeez December 7, 2018

apple bottom feet

Gay ass people looking for pictures of little 6 year olds feet pictures

Nate looking a a Asian kids ass hole (apple bottom feet)

by Udisbevshsiksn October 6, 2023

Apples Have Epilepsy

When you mishear something hilariously wrong because you couldn't really hear the speaker.

Named for a hilarious fail from The Pun Guys doing the Whisper Challenge, where one person wears "loud-ass headphones" and has to figure out the nonsensical sentence that is being said to them.

The opposite of this is "The Thin Rhino" (Also from The Pun Guys)

Dan: Camels eat sexy paper clips.
John: ...Apples have epilepsy!

*Dan dies laughing*

(Opposite version)

John: The thin rhino ate the possessed i-pod.

*Later*
John: The thin rhino...
Dan: The thin rhino?

John: YES!

Dan: What? Wow!!

by Ubeenbamboozledson June 24, 2020

apple dumplin' shop

A woman’s bosom.

Ex.: Hey man look at that - a pretty woman with hot apple dumplin' shops.

by Link BR July 15, 2018

Johnny Apple-Seeding

The act of traveling from town to town spreading your piss milk in any and all wanting women.

"Hey man, how was your weekend"

"Well man, I spent my weekend traveling the east coast, Johnny Apple-Seeding Dem Hoes"

by The Sandal Wearer August 11, 2016

apple and pear soup

apple and pear soup is a deliciously mixed delight that contains of cut up apples and pears. it melts satisfyingly in your mouth and the sweetness of the apple devours your taste buds. it is most commonly eaten when gogy goes to mrs dreams house disguised as dreams boyfriend for dinner.

recepie:
ingredients-
apples
pears
water
instructions:
cut up the apples in tiny half moon cresents, and sprinkle thrm into your blender. crush the pears with your spoon and squeeze the juice out, pouring it over your apples. add 100g of water to your mixture and blend it all together. give it to gogy once done.

"this apple and pear soup is so delicious, i could eat it all day, mrs dream, your food is amazing!"

by expelliyarmuss December 23, 2020

Pulling the Green Apple

"Pulling the Green Apple" Meaning - Ejection seats are fitted with an emergency oxygen bottle who's primary job is to keep the pilot alive at altitude, where there is less oxygen, should they have to eject. If the pilot feels the effects of hypoxia, as this pilot describes, they can pull a device, which looks like a little green apple, to release the ten minute supply of 100% oxygen. This should enable them to think properly again and resolve the situation, in this case get lower quickly and return to base.

I've Pulling the Green Apple and not I'm feeling better.

by daboom_org March 10, 2022