When your Bae dresses in her most provocative clothes, knowing how the night will end, but then cooks and declares touching has to wait "I'm cooking!!"
I nearly missed the main course and great sex last night by going for the entree too early, it was the full apple pie moment.
by MrGrufffy January 3, 2017
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by Derricklover69 January 3, 2017
Get the The Russian candy apple mug.A condition where people start foaming at the mouth whenever they hear news about Apple or Apple-products. It is very common with Apple Fan-People (iThink that is the politically correct term)
It is rumoured (A reliable source has confirmed it) that there is no cure yet but several companies are working on it. iNjunction lawyers are lining up to get the cures banned because of iPatents that have been registered by iSteve two days after his iNtroduction into this World.
It is rumoured (A reliable source has confirmed it) that there is no cure yet but several companies are working on it. iNjunction lawyers are lining up to get the cures banned because of iPatents that have been registered by iSteve two days after his iNtroduction into this World.
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yes u have to pay but its just better than spotify even Spotify premium
yes u have to pay but its just better than spotify even Spotify premium
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Get the granny's apple surprise mug.I played Mexican Apple thief last night, the dude was impressed because his balls were the size of a ripe apple.
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