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Dog Phone

A cheap, seperate, untraceable cell-phone kept secret from the wife/girlfriend so that booty call's and sexts cannot be intercepted.
Guy 1 and guy 2 in bar.

Guy 1: *Ring ring* "One sec, I gotta take this."

Guy 2: "That a new phone?"

Guy 1: "Yeah, dog phone."

Guy 2: "Nice.... nice."
by Lunchbox 99 March 6, 2012
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get the dog

Created by Willem Powerfish this phrased is used when casting whole chooks. Its also used at the brothel, the male brothel mate.
just burleighing it up for ya mate. get the dogs! What do you mean you've already been fishing here, ive been fishing here for 50 years.
by lil kimerg3gerg June 26, 2021
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JoJo Dog

A type of animal that only exists in the JoJo franchise. If you have one of these. Get the funeral starting. They never live.
Friend 1: Hey dude I finally got a JoJo dog!
Friend 2: How much are you saving for the funeral?
Friend 1: What do you mean fune-
JoJo dog: *dies*
Friend 1: WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
by ParadoxD May 12, 2020
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Sloppy Dog

someone that you can usually find hanging around in west london play-parks stealing ice-creams, drinking red-stripe and shouting at mums also known as a nonce, a jeckle and a leach.

they have a don't care about anybody or anything attitude towards society and occasionally punch their mums in the face & or sexually assault their dads.

Sloppy dog's are usually be spotted noncing in packs of "boi's" or "ringers" at local community centre's. For amusement they play knock down ginger & knock their knuckles on a hard surface to produce a beat while making clicking or humming noises with their mouths to attract kids. Beware.. They are very aggressive and enjoy fighting and touching kids!

It is easy to become a nonce, leach or jackle if you watch the moronic ways of the Sloppy dog's for to long!
#Ringer1: Oi Boi's, i think izzy's coming to the squat party tonight...

#Ringer2: Why you watching her for, shes 15 you "Sloppy dog"

#Ringer1: you cant talk, you wifed it for 3months you "Leach"

#Ringer3: You man are both "Nonces"...

#Ringer4: Oi you "jeckle" (Ringer3) i swear i see you liking her facebook pictures.

You man are all Sloppy Dogs.
by MjpChase September 15, 2014
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Dog-elating

The act of getting it on or appearing overly horny for the situation.
After the wide receiver scored a touchdown, his end zone dance was just him dog-elating over the ball!
by BigAl27 January 25, 2019
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slipper dog

A dog that is so small it looks like a nice and cosy, fluffy slipper.
"Wooh watch out man! That's not your slipper, that's my dog!"

"Sorry man, not my fault you've got a slipper dog"
by lozzdawwg October 31, 2018
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Dog drunk

Getting so drunk, usually whilst stuffing hot dogs in your face, you wake up sleeping on the floor with no memory, not unlike a dog.
Tony was at it again last night, got so dog drunk he shaved off his eyebrows and is dressed like Columbus. What a turd.
by Laskan Tony October 6, 2022
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