this is a ruder version of:
don't get your knickers in a twist
but it literally means - don't get your fanny in a twist
it can also refer to ugly vaginas that appear "twisted" , telling a woman that she has a twisted ham can mean that they have a gross or ugly vagina or it can mean that they are unfeminine. Telling a man he has a twisted ham means that he is too feminine and or a male prostitute which would mean that his asshole has stretched out so much that it looks like an ugly vagina.
don't get your knickers in a twist
but it literally means - don't get your fanny in a twist
it can also refer to ugly vaginas that appear "twisted" , telling a woman that she has a twisted ham can mean that they have a gross or ugly vagina or it can mean that they are unfeminine. Telling a man he has a twisted ham means that he is too feminine and or a male prostitute which would mean that his asshole has stretched out so much that it looks like an ugly vagina.
both person 1 and 2 are arguing
person1- * arguing and being a cunt*
person2- ' don't get your ham in a twist '
person1- * arguing and being a cunt*
person2- ' don't get your ham in a twist '
by nishishishi June 9, 2019
Get the don't get your ham in a twistmug. by Leanie Meanie January 22, 2024
Get the Ma’am hammug. Goat ham is thin slivers of goat meat not quite comparable to cow ham but slightly similar. Typically served with mash potatoes.
"Hey mommy can you pass me some of your goat ham?"
"Sure honey!" "How's my goat ham darling?"
"It's delicious mother thank you so much!"
"Sure honey!" "How's my goat ham darling?"
"It's delicious mother thank you so much!"
by d a r k September 15, 2021
Get the goat hammug. Once you’ve had this wombo combo you’ll go ham on anything.
Bro, I’m draggin ass today, I have to go and get a penta-ham if Im gonna make it.
Bro, I’m draggin ass today, I have to go and get a penta-ham if Im gonna make it.
by Caffeinated Owl May 4, 2021
Get the Penta-hammug. A girl that once lived in the palace and at a (very) young age she was kidnapped by a wolf. :'(She was living a nice life eating lots of ham.(she ate so much she blew up , legend has it that when Juliet blew up a cloud of smoke in the shape of a bra puffed above her and then rained hammmmmm wooh
by meee mis ham May 20, 2022
Get the juliet bra-hammug. Describing a person who is so dumb it is sad to say. Comparing his/her brain to a deli ham, which has no wrinkles or curves like the human brain does
Also, comparing ones skill, morals, or ideology to the quality of ham meat. Pork is bad for you & is basically a pigs butt & leg.
Also, comparing ones skill, morals, or ideology to the quality of ham meat. Pork is bad for you & is basically a pigs butt & leg.
When the Lakers dramatically losing a game
Person: Man these mfs ham sandwich. These ain't the Lakers I watched before.
Person: Man these mfs ham sandwich. These ain't the Lakers I watched before.
by Mizu_Mane April 14, 2022
Get the Ham Sandwichmug. by Thatonechickdej May 29, 2018
Get the Hammug.