by mcLevin September 15, 2010
Get the date munchermug. N word pass expires after 24 hours of when it was received
by anonymous June 25, 2023
Get the N word pass expiration datemug. by Goodlyon February 29, 2016
Get the Date lamedmug. 1) When your boo needs to bring his illegitimate child with on your date cause it's his turn according to his baby mama
2) When your boo needs to bring his younger siblings with him on a date cause he's babysitting
2) When your boo needs to bring his younger siblings with him on a date cause he's babysitting
by JRODMIAMI February 18, 2018
Get the Date caremug. When a gay man or woman invites you on a platonic date in a thought-out setting to apologize for putting off prior plans with you.
Wow, Bryan totally hit you with a pity gay date.
I feel really bad for cancelling on Izzy twelve times... I should invite her on a pgd.
I feel really bad for cancelling on Izzy twelve times... I should invite her on a pgd.
by Bitterboi3 January 15, 2018
Get the Pity Gay Datemug. A tried and proven method that allows one to stay bricked and maintain their erection for a very long time. It involves taking a date, preferably a medjool date, and splitting it in half. You then proceed to take a small piece of cheese and put in inside the date. Lastly, take a good quality bottle of raw honey and drizzle the date to your heart's content.
In the holy Quran, Surah An-Nahl verses 69-70 mentions honey's medicinal properties. Prophet Muhammad (peace be upon him) reportedly said, "Honey is a remedy for every illness, and the Quran is a remedy for all illness of the mind, so I recommend to you both remedies, the Quran and honey." Dates are mentioned in several chapters of the Quran, including Surah Maryam. In Surah Maryam, verse 25, Allah (SWT) provides Maryam (peace be upon her) with fresh dates during her pregnancy: "Shake the trunk of the palm toward you and fresh, ripe dates will drop down onto you." Dates are also described as one of the blessings found in Paradise. The date palm tree is mentioned in Surah Al-Raad, verse 4, highlighting its excellence as a source of sustenance. The Prophet Muhammad (peace be upon him) broke his fast with dates. He also mentioned that a house without dates is in a state of hunger.
In the holy Quran, Surah An-Nahl verses 69-70 mentions honey's medicinal properties. Prophet Muhammad (peace be upon him) reportedly said, "Honey is a remedy for every illness, and the Quran is a remedy for all illness of the mind, so I recommend to you both remedies, the Quran and honey." Dates are mentioned in several chapters of the Quran, including Surah Maryam. In Surah Maryam, verse 25, Allah (SWT) provides Maryam (peace be upon her) with fresh dates during her pregnancy: "Shake the trunk of the palm toward you and fresh, ripe dates will drop down onto you." Dates are also described as one of the blessings found in Paradise. The date palm tree is mentioned in Surah Al-Raad, verse 4, highlighting its excellence as a source of sustenance. The Prophet Muhammad (peace be upon him) broke his fast with dates. He also mentioned that a house without dates is in a state of hunger.
Non believer: "Hey Saad, me and my girlfriend are trying to get pregnant but I can't stay hard?"
Saad: "Bro you got to try the Sunnah date method. That shit got me on brickmode 24/7"
Shakeeb: The Sunnah date method has allowed me to get my girlfriend pregnant on the first try. She is due in 2 months.
Saad: "Bro you got to try the Sunnah date method. That shit got me on brickmode 24/7"
Shakeeb: The Sunnah date method has allowed me to get my girlfriend pregnant on the first try. She is due in 2 months.
by bunbun24 June 19, 2025
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