Work Experience

A way that schools force you into a "work environment"

But in a "work environment" you are paid money.

Basically legal child labour

School "Hey kid you wanna do work experience?"

Kid "Am I paid for the labour?"

Schools "no? Why do you need money, you're a child"

Kid "isn't that just child labour?"

School "haha no"

by SchoolIsFlawed June 25, 2023

that's how the keyboard works

when your friend does something so stupid, you can respond with this simple phrase.

joe: yo bro i just broke my bedroom door
joe 2: i guess that's how the keyboard works

joe: bro i literally can't sleep at night stfu

by the blaster. August 16, 2023

I want to work with you

A euphemism for telling someone you intend to fuck them over somehow; as in a business arrangement.

"I know you already signed a lease with me, but let me change the terms of the agreement now; I want to work with you".

by Alpharezzer May 14, 2016

work smurk

Carefree Ignorant enlightened
The phrase said when someone states that the importance of their work usually in the context of job is of more importance than a social activity involving drinking.

Friend 1"Yo mane you ready to shred town tonight?"
Friend 2"Nah mane i got work"
Friend 1" Work smurk bro"

by J$hred July 26, 2016

Frog Work

Surveillance term for following (tailing) a subject with at least two or more vehicles.

1. I use to do Frog Work for the feds.
2. "We leap frogged the dude all day".

by wn123 May 8, 2006

Vocational work

Vocational work refers to the kind of rubbish job with low pay where your employer can abuse you and take liberties. For example nurses, teachers etc.

Johnny wanted a pay rise, but his employer told Johnny that his job was vocational work and that he should accept that he should fuck off

by Fargo Fargo July 7, 2023

Work Jerk

The act of masturbation at work.

Being unable to do so at home, Bob did a work jerk.

by Mike McCafferty May 18, 2022