Twat Waffle

Calling someone stupid or disliking them so calling them a twatwaffle makes you feel better

Someone slapped me so I called them a Twat Waffle

by Sorry hehshebs May 19, 2018

Poverty Waffle

When you put a hotdog bun in a waffle iron and pour syrup all over it

Look just because you grew up with a little bit of money and never had to eat a poverty waffle doesn’t make you better than me

by CrackrockBlackmagic February 25, 2019

Sloppy Waffle

When a group of men toast a waffle and then proceed to masturbate. The last man to ejaculate has to eat the waffle

"Hey guys you wanna go get some lunch?"
"No thanks, I had a sloppy waffle for breakfast and I feel a little sick"

by xXMLGSHREKTXx September 12, 2016

Waffle Argument

When a sentence is completely twisted or invented during an argument.
Essentially putting words in someone's mouth to make them look bad or make yourself look better.

Person A: "I love pancakes!"

Person B: "So you hate waffles?!"

Person A: "No, stop using waffle arguments. That is a completely different sentence from what I said."

by Tomentos July 24, 2024

waffle text

A text message in the shape of a waffle. #

He was totally eating that #. (waffle text)

by Inventor of the waffle text. February 18, 2011

Waffle stomp

The nice warm feeling of a big turd being crushed into the shower drain

I just did a waffle stomp right when I got into the shower

by Big balls 97 February 9, 2022

Make your girlfriend a waffle day

20 october is make your girlfriend waffles day

it's october 20, i'm gonna make my girlfriend waffles for make your girlfriend a waffle day

by turnitps October 19, 2022