Ur mom 

An insult that no one can come back from

Bruh you suck dick
Ur mom's dick

Ur mom by DanBeSimping June 15, 2020

Ur gay 

Ok

Ur gay

Ur gay by TupsAll June 15, 2020

ur mom a cactus 

The worst insult ever known to mankind. It means that someone is not only a prick, they're the whole cactus. This extremely offensive word was believed to have originated in the Medieval ages or before that. It is the worst insult ever. 'ur mom a cactus' is even worse than 'ur mom gay', 'ur papa a nazi', 'ur gran gran a trans man', 'ur dad a lesbian', 'ur cousin a muffin' and the N word. It is not a bad as 'ur mom trans' and 'ur papi nazi'. This word is also worse than 'Karen'.

Karen: Why did you block me? Ur mom gay.

Donna: Ur mom a cactus.

Karen: That hurts.

Donna: Just avoid ur mom and you'll be fine.

Karen: I'm gay.

Donna: Yes.

ur mom a cactus by Pigeon girl June 22, 2020

ur mum 

i ride ur mum all night long

hi son im going to ride ur mum

ur mum by urnan dictionary 12329 July 7, 2020

ur mom 

A monster

Your mom scared the shit out of me

ur mom by Evantounge July 16, 2020

ur mom 

A highly intelligent response, this is mostly used by Albert Einstein. Smart people think of this joke, it is rated danger class nb. 9 , please do not use this infront of someone.

ur mom is so fat she walk like fat

ur mom by TheFactRevealer July 30, 2020

ur'd

the most autistic one in you friend group

person 1: Jeff you're such a ur'd, you're adopted.
Jeff: NO! I two parents dumb ass.

ur'd by Mr.MonkeySpanker August 7, 2020