dog lager

Cheap and terrible drink. Used in England rarely.

Phill Jupitus: 'It's dog lager'

by SluttyStarfish April 27, 2017

dog paddle

1: The absolutely most pathetic way to swim.
2: The first way you learn to swim.

Molly was totally clueless. She just swam across the pool using the dog paddle.

by ShiftReturn December 2, 2017

massive dog

to drink

I like massive dog coke

by fucking ngiger September 20, 2018

Velcro dog

When your dog follows u everywhere no matter how long how far and where u go ur dog is ur shadow

My dog keeps following me everywhere I think she's becoming a Velcro dog

by anonymous July 27, 2022

travel dog

an erection while traveling (ie, in a car, on a bus, on a train).

(while driving)
passenger: "my god, i've got the biggest travel dog right now"
driver: "fuck man that's disgusting, get the fuck out of my car"

by Chris Hoffman January 24, 2008

dog walker

eleanor calder. louis tomlinson from one directions ‘girlfriend’

“eleanor is just his dog walker”

by lhh harry June 12, 2021

popo dog

eshay with tiny penis

your a popo dog

by popodog March 30, 2021