A ham cookie is a medical condition that results in an individual testical being extremely flat from a rare birth defect.
Think of a confirmation wafer? Thats essentially what my left testical looks like. They've defined it on the internet as a 'ham cookie'
by Ramey1776 December 14, 2024
Get the ham cookiemug. When a guy spreads his dick cheese to a womens Virginia and then proceeds to mix it through the the loose pussy slices (ham) THEN go’s ahead and eats all the cheese from in between the ham
“As I spread her legs and put my dick covered in cheese all over her pussy, I mixed it up and then ate it faster then I could count to ten.” The ham and cheese is delicious
by The sandwich lovers June 6, 2022
Get the Ham and cheesemug. by Chelsea BW November 24, 2016
Get the go ham on thatmug. When two dudes greet eachother, in a non-gay way, by lifting their shirts and pressing their bare fat guys together.
Two dudes: "Hey dude how's it going?" * They Press ham
Dude over there: "wtf was that!?"
Two dudes together: "it's pressing ham man! Best way to greet someone!"
Dude over there: "wtf was that!?"
Two dudes together: "it's pressing ham man! Best way to greet someone!"
by Drop-it April 1, 2017
Get the Pressing hammug. by You know it boy June 1, 2021
Get the go to hammug. by wdw.marais. January 1, 2020
Get the easy baked hammug. 
Get the ham curtainsmug.