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Dark Brandon

Hawk Tuah Harris in meme form is sometimes known as Dark Brandon.
by Basstovsky July 31, 2024
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dark spots

Places of discoloration, or the lack of color. Usually out of place when referring to something else.
The skin was cleared from dark spots.
by Abcvd January 4, 2024
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big person who is dark

you know who im talking about ;)
Big person who is dark ran into kfc and ate all the fried chicken.
by ihatefatniggeramie123 May 5, 2024
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Dark Pentad

And it's a pentad, Jordan. A pentad. 1 because it's thematic. You know? Pentad -> Pentagram. Pentagram -> Evil.
Hym "And what is the 5th triat of the dark pentad? By now you ought to know what I'm going to say. The trait from which all dark traits are derived SOLIPSISM!!! You are LESS REAL to whatever extent. Why pathological parasitism? Because your existence is LESS NECESSARY and if I have to take from you to sustain myself then I am justified in doing so. Why Machiavellian manipulation? Because my will is superordinate to yours and if lie to circumvent your I am justified in doing do. Why Sadism? Well, from a neurochemistry perspective I would posit that it's a sympathetic nervous system response (like yawning) in the absence of empathy. Right? So, whereas someone with a higher level of empathy would seen someone suffering they might generate like an internal model of that suffering, cry, and release endorphins (or whatever the corresponding chemical is) but IN THE ABSENCE OF EMPATHY... You just get the endorphin release. But BEYOND THAT... Your suffering is LESS REAL! It all stems from placing the primacy of your subjectivity above all others. The amalgamation of these traits is Jungs Shadow. And your religion, Jordan, is NOT you NOT doing that. It's an extentsion of that."
by Hym Iam January 8, 2025
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dark treats

When you shit on your partners face, slam yours nuts on it into there mouth.
dawg: yo bro, i performed a dark treats on your bitch last night

de shaun: ya i know, bitch lied and told me she had chocolate
by jrptuisyng December 8, 2009
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"dark ages"-inquiry phone call

Refers to da "shout-out" phone call dat you make to one or more local homes/businesses during a power-outage, to ask if they are without electricity, also ("Are you folks in da Dark Ages, as well?"); this allows you to reliably determine if it is indeed a widespread outage, rather than it's being "just you" (i.e., where you would need to check your home's wiring/fuse-box for unseen faulty connections).
During an unexpected power-outage, most folks will likely be at least marginally patient/understanding if you want to check wif dem about whether their electricity is off, as well, but you should still consider carefully before making said call --- usually you will want to do so only if da current weather is fairly "calm 'n' balmy" and therefore a utilities-outage would not be expected. It is generally understood dat service-wires might be downed if there is heavy snow/wind, and so in these cases your "dark ages"-inquiry phone call might be viewed as somewhat of an unnecessary/frivolous interruption, especially since those other folks will themselves probably be experiencing moderate difficulties/concerns regarding said hiccup in da flow of "angry pixies", and so at da time they may be feverishly scrambling to "batten down da hatches" while waiting for da power to come back on again. Good luck trying to call anyone, though, since nowadays da phone and electricity are no longer such "entirely separate circuits" as they used to be, and so unless it's an extremely small and "localized" outage, your home-phone service will likely be out, also, if da electricity is off. Dat's an instance where mobile phones can be an alternative means of communication, since most cellular-towers have their own "dedicated" power-source dat will remain active even if da "regular" electricity is off.
by QuacksO March 19, 2019
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otherwise known as Sharkbait, he is the most thoughtful person who will most likely find a veebs, he is obsessed with alcohol specifically white claw and a man named preston he is a bit gay he also LOVES jacob sartorius!!!
person 1: whos unemployed?
person 2: sharkbait, one of the legends from the ff after dark!
by jakepaul4ever July 31, 2019
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