by LOLBitSuprise June 5, 2020
Get the Foxy the Piratemug. Giving someone the "pirate" is when during sexual intercourse, the male kicks his partner in one leg, and while she/he is screaming "ARGH!", he continues to ejaculate in her/his eye.
Dude1: So how was your date with Miss Hook last night?
Dude2: She was quite shy at first, but I gave her The Pirate at the end of the evening.
Dude1: You a nasty motherf**ker
Dude2: She was quite shy at first, but I gave her The Pirate at the end of the evening.
Dude1: You a nasty motherf**ker
by KarTosha April 30, 2020
Get the Piratemug. by theoldcrow January 17, 2012
Get the Reality Piratemug. When you text someone in uncharted territory they must be given a full 24 hours to respond before calling them to confirm the contents of the text message(s).
"I texted her yesterday but she hasn't responded."
"call her to confirm your plans dude"
"Nah man according to the 24 Hour Pirate Code of Conduct she still has an hour to reply"
"call her to confirm your plans dude"
"Nah man according to the 24 Hour Pirate Code of Conduct she still has an hour to reply"
by 5MORK December 29, 2023
Get the 24 Hour Pirate Code of Conductmug. a mixed shot consisting of Butterscotch Liquer (butt) and Captain Morgans Rum (Pirate). Usually served cold after shaken over ice...unless you like hot butt pirates that is.
Guy1: Hey barkeep...2 butt pirates please
barkeep: coming right up...you want em hot or cold?
Guy1: Shake them bitches up...we dont do warm shots!
barkeep: coming right up...you want em hot or cold?
Guy1: Shake them bitches up...we dont do warm shots!
by Hot_Carl March 25, 2010
Get the Butt Piratemug. The theory that all male-identifying individuals can be categorized as either a pirate, a cowboy, or an astronaut. Some combination thereof is a possibility, but one classification is always dominant. The categories need no defined criteria because the correct placement is almost always surprisingly obvious.
"I really like him, which is surprising because based on The Pirate Cowboy Astronaut Theorem he's more of an astronaut, and I'm usually more attracted to pirate men."
"I get that. I'm mostly into cowboys at the moment, but I could definitely see myself settling down with an astronaut one day."
"I get that. I'm mostly into cowboys at the moment, but I could definitely see myself settling down with an astronaut one day."
by hannahmadison69 January 19, 2024
Get the The Pirate Cowboy Astronaut Theoremmug. A discord moderator with no opinion.
by Notamon October 9, 2021
Get the captain pirate hosemug.