text drive

The urge or compulsion to text, tweet, or comment. Analogous to sex drive, varying enormously from one person to another, and depending on circumstances at a particular time.
She asked me to follow her back on Twitter, but I explained it would be unsatisfying because we had different text drives; I was more of a few times a week type and she was more of a several times a day type.
by Callaman May 18, 2011
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Text-spectating

the urge to receive a text back after sending one to someone
Text-spectating is essential if you want him to fall over for you. I left him on read so that he would be text-spectating and now we've been dating for six months.
by Michael Fox September 13, 2018
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Text-an-ex drunk

Exactly what it sounds like
“Dude last night I was text-an-ex drunk
“How’d it go”
I’m gonna be a father man”
by bdix02 July 19, 2020
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Slunk Text

(v) when you are 'drunk with sleep' or overly tired and send a text as if you were drunk; may result in not remember ever sending said text. This text is often either vulgar, gibberish, extremely honest, or angry.

(n) a text sent or received by someone who is 'drunk with sleep'
"Aw damn, I think I slunk texted my ex last night.."
by Breezydarling April 26, 2012
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Text Teen

A stupid webzine started by bunch of jerks to portray that Isloo-girls are stupid. A fail attempt at humour.
Bob: " Did you check the first new feature of Text Teen."
Mark: " Yeah man! Those mofos need to improve it"
by pot hole May 20, 2011
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On one day a year, nobody texts their crush (unless there’s an emergency).
This means that if you don’t get a text from your crush, then perhaps she/he might like you back. In any case it relieves some stress and you have an excuse not to text her/him.
I didn’t text my crush on National “don’t text your crush day”.
by 000.04.0005 July 25, 2021
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