The Book of Twat

Noun:

A vagina that has many wrinkles, or flaps, usually due to sexual promiscuity or repetitive rape of a female.

I ate that bitch out for 2 hours! It was like reading 2 chapters of The Book of Twat!

by Big Saxy October 20, 2014

Barney Twat

A Twat so inflamed it's Purple like barney.. Usually has a huge labia

"hey guys have you seen Mel's pussy? It's Purple, looks like a Barney Twat.

by D sanity July 24, 2017

laser twat

Getting your vagina tightned by laser .

Shes such a laser twat . Its onvs what shes had done !

by Helsb October 22, 2015

Pikey Twat

Basically means white trash cunt.

Everyone in this city is a pikey twat.

by RaginRedBull September 12, 2018

Shallow Twat

A twat that wants alot of attention & people to pity her, so she makes up lies that every man she talks to tries to proposition her for sexual favors. Also known for making up lies about every possible thing, from being a: porn star, stripper, caregiver, chef, blogger for Huffington Post and a million other professionals, being robbed & having her property damaged to also having cancer- Yes, that's right, even lies about Cancer! The only thing truthful would be that she would suck any cock given the chance, for some meth to put in her glass dick- Which she keeps hidden in her vagina, hence the name "Shallow Twat"

That shallow twat kept telling story after story, only to play the victim when she got caught up in her lies.

by Gabe's Cakes July 14, 2017

Twat

The literal meaning was pregnant fish, but now it means a woman's vagina.
Commonly used by British people as a meaningless insult.

"Oi yer feckin' twat" said the crumpet man.

by AhYesObama March 30, 2020

crater twat

A twat the size of a crater, most likely due to numerous sexual encounters with horse-sized cock and watermelon dildos.

"i bought some time with your mother last night, i bet she uses watermelon dildos based off the size of her crater twat."

by slamnasty99 March 30, 2010