Turkey Blaster

To transfer 2 cups of fudge from mouth to ass. Doing this in reverse is known as the Reverse Turkey Blaster (but real fudge must be used, otherwise its a psuedo-reverse turkey blaster, yes with lower case).

We were up all night turkey blastin'.
That dude is a prime Turkey Blaster candidate.

by Masked Sombrero January 13, 2023

Turkey Gobbler

To grab your scrotum and pull it between your legs to where the testicals dangle below the ass crack and you then show someone your ass and balls and chase them gobbling like a turkey

Tommy just gave susie a turkey gobbler. She got pissed and kicked him in his balls

by Beardman777 November 15, 2018

Dry Turkey

A year where one has not engaged in sexual intercourse.

A dry spell lasting a year.

We knew he was going overseas and with that tattoo on his arm would have a hard time meeting ladies. Without our intervention there would be a dry turkey situation. He needed his balls buttered.

by Ionlyeatcannedcranberrysauce November 20, 2018

buttering the turkey

When you rub a girls clitoris so hard until a butter like substance comes out of her vagina, you then take that substance and rub it all over her bum and lick it off like a thanksgiving dinner. :)

Damn man, I was with Jessica last night buttering the turkey all night long.

by BussANut November 30, 2018

Turkey

Another name for a thot who is desperate for attention

Bruh girls are some straight up turkeys

by Llm3_kb October 14, 2018

Burnt Turkey

Black lesbian or a black lesbian vagina.

Is she still seeing that white girl? Nah, she’s got herself some Burnt Turkey.

by Mashshu October 17, 2018

Jive Turkey

A jive turkey is a person who talks a lot of shit and never can back it up. A mouthy little punk often by the name of Alex.

Girl don't pay no attention to him. He just another jive turkey.

by NotSoRoyalPrincess October 18, 2018