What happens when two monkeys get into a sort of "cockfight", but instead throw turds at each other.
The epic turd fight between the two monkeys ended with one monkey getting the shit beat out of him and turd shoved up his ass.
by DannyDingo May 29, 2009
Get the turd fightmug. The expulsion of faeces in any environment other than a locked and secured toilet/bathroom.
N.B: this includes shitting with the toilet door open but does not include soiling oneself in public.
N.B: this includes shitting with the toilet door open but does not include soiling oneself in public.
Camper A; "I just had a brilliant liberty turd next to that pine tree."
Camper B; "Did you have toilet roll with you or did you go 'au naturel'?"
Camper A; "Luckily I had a pack of hand tissues in my jacket pocket."
Camper B "Sweet."
Son; "Dad, let me know how long you and Mum are going to be out for so I can have a shit with the door open."
Dad; "Ah the old liberty turd, will do Son."
Camper B; "Did you have toilet roll with you or did you go 'au naturel'?"
Camper A; "Luckily I had a pack of hand tissues in my jacket pocket."
Camper B "Sweet."
Son; "Dad, let me know how long you and Mum are going to be out for so I can have a shit with the door open."
Dad; "Ah the old liberty turd, will do Son."
by rnaylevert July 5, 2012
Get the Liberty Turdmug. An object of fecal matter deposited in the bed of a significant other, typically done as an act of revenge or as a means of garnering attention.
Amber was feeling emotionally unstable as a result of not getting her way, so she laid a Heard Turd in Johnny’s bed.
by Cap’n Jack May 31, 2022
Get the Heard Turdmug. The doodie juices that descend from one's buttcheeks, usually they smell of gross doodie.. They are moist, wet and quite slimy. They are a cross between doodie clumps and runny diarrhea, usually a bit more liquidy.
by John-John Falacoos April 26, 2008
Get the Turd Tacomug. There is a political saying about trickery. My opponents want to paint a turd pink and say it is cotton candy.
by I, Wreckerrr March 24, 2017
Get the paint a turd pinkmug. An alert issued to warn the public of an insane adult woman who is likely to attack people with feces and besmirch people's reputations
by metrolexicographer July 4, 2022
Get the Amber Turd Alertmug. I got done pounding her brown-eye, only to pull out and see a fuck turd stuck to the end of my dick.
by denversolo November 22, 2010
Get the fuck turdmug.