Turd Squared

When someone has a foursomein a portaloo box

Jodie: “Ay mate how was ye turd squared at limf”
James: “it was a fucking belter”

by Telephone box ;) March 14, 2019

Heard Turd

An object of fecal matter deposited in the bed of a significant other, typically done as an act of revenge or as a means of garnering attention.

Amber was feeling emotionally unstable as a result of not getting her way, so she laid a Heard Turd in Johnny’s bed.

by Cap’n Jack May 31, 2022

turd grabber

a newborn baby. derives from proximity of the birth canal to the anus

" Hey! Ramond's wife she done had a tu'd grabbuh."

by John E. Walker April 26, 2003

Turd Taco

The doodie juices that descend from one's buttcheeks, usually they smell of gross doodie.. They are moist, wet and quite slimy. They are a cross between doodie clumps and runny diarrhea, usually a bit more liquidy.

Oh darn, my baby made a rancid doodie in his diaper... Oh Shit, it's a damn runny turd taco.

by John-John Falacoos April 26, 2008

paint a turd pink

There is a political saying about trickery. My opponents want to paint a turd pink and say it is cotton candy.

The politician said "that party wants to paint a turd pink and say it is cotton candy!"

by I, Wreckerrr March 24, 2017

Amber Turd Alert

An alert issued to warn the public of an insane adult woman who is likely to attack people with feces and besmirch people's reputations

"That lady is throwing poop at people."
"Quick, issue an Amber Turd Alert!"

by metrolexicographer July 4, 2022

dude turd

A huge larger that life turd produced by a huge larger than life size man or by an average sized man but took him hours of work to get it out.
It is called a dude turd because when you see it you exclam about the one who made it dude!

A big man's been in here look at that dude turd. And he frogot to flush.

by Deep Blue 2012 August 11, 2009