by Pseudonym229 January 24, 2021
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Despite all of this Sam is the whammest white boy in Stoneycroft. He is often the funniest guy in the room and unlike StephenTries Sam does.
If big arms are your thing, then he's your summer fling.
Yes, big pecs he may lack he makes up with his demon back.
This is Sam Burch
Despite all of this Sam is the whammest white boy in Stoneycroft. He is often the funniest guy in the room and unlike StephenTries Sam does.
If big arms are your thing, then he's your summer fling.
Yes, big pecs he may lack he makes up with his demon back.
This is Sam Burch
Guy: who's that guy in the blue waterproof running down the hill like he's being chased by a herd of gibbons?
Me: Oh that's just Sam Burch...
Me: Oh that's just Sam Burch...
by MunchkinsinMalaysia April 10, 2023
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the theory is that certain times of the day go by slower or faster than others even though they’re the same amount of hours..example, 7 am to 8 am goes by faster than 10 am to 11 am.
boy 1: woah dude it’s already 8:45?
boy 2: dude last time i checked it was 7:15
boy 1: it’s sam r’s theory!!!
boy 2: dude last time i checked it was 7:15
boy 1: it’s sam r’s theory!!!
by kittyluver22 March 18, 2022
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A nice boy who is pleasant to be nice to and overall wholesome but you can bring a dirty side out of him.
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