three-piece suit

A lawyer who specializes in cash-seeking court-cases involving either a guy's "keeping an extra spare tire in his trunk" (i.e., getting some tail from two additional women besides his significant other), or someone's possessing one more than da two-firearm limit allowed by local ordnance --- I mean, ordinance.

Monica Blewinsky should have hired a three-piece suit to file a lack-of-faithfulness claim against da infamous "Willie with his willy", since in all likelihood he'd had at least one OTHER fellatio-favoring female in his life besides herself and his wife Hilary.

by QuacksO August 23, 2023

three shoe beating

A move used by Rolf on a quarter.

"TELL ME SHOE. HAVE YOU EVER EXPERIENCED THE ALMIGHTY THREE SHOE BEATING?!?!"

by memeboi6942 June 7, 2021

Three Twixes

When three men have sexual intercourse and get faeces on their genitals.

"Did you have a threesome Gary?"
"Aye, we looked like three twixes!"

by CrazyCandy444 May 3, 2022

OD Three

when your man acts like a child and mad immature

My man lied about cancer, he was actin OD Three...

haha angelaaa....lol

by BAYBAYYY February 23, 2007

The Final Three Versus The Three Journals (The Brothers Grimm): The First Juvenile Release.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The Final Three Versus The Three Journals (The Brothers Grimm): The First Juvenile Release.

by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 9, 2025

threes

sign you do with your hands that means you want to be butt fucked

Dude check it out! Jason’s hold up threes, he must want to be fucked in the ass

by anonymous July 6, 2022

Titty three pointer

When a girl gives you a boob job while your legs are spread open like a lady having a baby and you ejaculate into a red solo cup taped on your forehead.

Chad: I hit a titty three pointer last night while bangin’ Brittany!
Brad: damn bro I wish I had titties

by Creepysplenda February 10, 2025