September 11

The day the finest girl ever that I can’t have was born 🙈

Yo, guess who’s birthday it is.
Wait, is it that finest girl in chemistry?
Yessir

No way it’s September 11

by justsomesecretguy August 2, 2022

September 11th

This day is mostly known for hot cross bun day. But yet people talk about the twin towers like no one cares, those towers got hit by like a plane or something. Remember, when it’s September 11th, just remember to remind people of hot cross bun day.

Random: September 11th is a day to remember

Me: yeah, it hot cross bun day

Random: bro what? It’s the day that the World Trade Center got hit

Me: What do yo mean? Its hot cross bun day. Who cares about some planes going into buildings?

Random: bro don’t talk to me

Me: ok. Happy hot cross bun day

by Epicgamer33 August 8, 2022

september

hottie

thats september <33

by imtotallyreal August 29, 2022

September 1st

National slap your girls coochie day :)

On September 1st say to your girl, “What’s up shawty” then slap her coochie

by Yourmumisamilf<3 August 31, 2022

September 1st

National nudes day

Your homies or partners have to send you spicy nudes

Ex.dude send the pics it’s September 1st

by Monkeyking83663 September 1, 2022

September 1st

National kiss Vilma day.

“Omg its September 1st, you know what that means right?”

“Yeah we have to go kiss Vilma”

by Notvilma September 1, 2022

September 4

When a bad bitch makes the first movie to have sex the sexiest way you can imagine

On September 4 the baddest bitch will have sex with you the sexiest way out there

by Clogler878 September 1, 2022