In her self-defacing memoir, the author details her decade long addiction to setting herself on fire.
by danayala December 1, 2024

by chickennugg_01 June 2, 2024

<.7.9.7.6.>Cocaines Rewarding effect is not letting an individual know what have self-healed<.7.9.7.6.>
<.7.9.7.6.>Cocaines Rewarding effect is not letting an individual know what have self-healed<.7.9.7.6.>
by SuelTameOresuTeMato May 1, 2025

A phrase that will strike fear into the hearts of Oregonians and Jersey Folk as they're the only two states left in the country that have the privilege of getting their gas pumped by tweakers. It is their God given rights to get the wrong fuel grade pumped into their vehicle, lose their gas cap, and have gas poured down the side of their vehicle all at the fault of the town junkie.
Hey Deloris! Let's take a trip out of state! Just make sure we fill up before we cross the border because there's only Self service gasoline from there on out!
What do you mean the State Fire Marshall has ordered a temporary ban on full service? I'm 60 years old and I don't know how to pump gas! This is an outrage!
This is the whole reason I moved to Oregon!
If we switched to self service gasoline we would be putting thousands out of a job! No they can't just "work somewhere else!"
I visited my relative out of state and sat at the gas station for 2 hours waiting for someone to come pump my gas before I realized I wasn't in Oregon anymore!
What do you mean the State Fire Marshall has ordered a temporary ban on full service? I'm 60 years old and I don't know how to pump gas! This is an outrage!
This is the whole reason I moved to Oregon!
If we switched to self service gasoline we would be putting thousands out of a job! No they can't just "work somewhere else!"
I visited my relative out of state and sat at the gas station for 2 hours waiting for someone to come pump my gas before I realized I wasn't in Oregon anymore!
by Smokable June 18, 2022

A fanfiction in which the author depicts characters knowing they're in a fanfiction, as if the fanfiction itself were self-aware.
by Info2go April 22, 2025

Self harm (abbreviated as SH) the process of where one hurts themselves due to emotional, physical, or mental pain. its commonly associated to cvtting themselves, but also can be of different forms such as pulling at hair, picking at skin and etc. its like an addiction where you can't stop, once you start, you can't go back. its an unpleasant feeling where you keep on blaming yourself, and are considering to SH. some people associate SH with being "emo" or a pick me who wants attention, but its really not that at all, its more painful experience if you do it and if someone wanted attention, they wouldn't do something that slowly destructs them. i have practiced SH in the past and it's a horrible experience and feeling that I hope no one should go through, and if you are practicing SH, I want to tell you that it's going to be alright, no matter what your facing, your doing just great, and even if I don't know who you are, just know that i care for you. <3
EX 1
jake: YO BRO DID YOU KNOW THAT EMILY DOES SELF HARM? SHES SUCH A PICK ME LOL
josh: she isn't a pick me, you uncultured swine, shes probably going through a lot right now. anyways im going to go find her so I can talk to her about it.
EX 2
emily: hey josh, promise you won't be mad when I say this but i practice self harm..
josh: emily, im not mad, i came here just to help you and your situation, you can tell me what's wrong and I'll try to do my best to help.
jake: YO BRO DID YOU KNOW THAT EMILY DOES SELF HARM? SHES SUCH A PICK ME LOL
josh: she isn't a pick me, you uncultured swine, shes probably going through a lot right now. anyways im going to go find her so I can talk to her about it.
EX 2
emily: hey josh, promise you won't be mad when I say this but i practice self harm..
josh: emily, im not mad, i came here just to help you and your situation, you can tell me what's wrong and I'll try to do my best to help.
by lorainee :3 March 7, 2025

A rare mental affliction in which a man compulsively consumes his own semen. The issues are rooted in extreme narcissism brought about by an unnaturally short period of breast feeding and an obsession with women's dress shoes.
by “El” Ron Hubbard February 24, 2025
