by urmom.com7106 January 30, 2020
Get the sam milesmug. 
This guy is really autistic but he has a massive penis. He loves a bit of supercoach and maccas sweet n sour sauce. Pretty bad at basketball but its ok because everyone loves him.
by SMALLCOCKBIGDREAMS November 22, 2022
Get the Sammug. an American food scientist who worked at Nabisco for 34 years. His work earned him the nickname Mr. Oreo.
Sam Porcello joined Nabisco after his rejection by the cosmetics industry because he was color-blind.
by Wendysfg May 7, 2023
Get the Sam Porcellomug. His is a total douche bag and loses all of his friends. He is very mean to his friends but says it is his personality.
by Theonetheonlymoses June 19, 2020
Get the Sammug. A thiccc hoe who goes from guy to guy because she’s too insecure to actually believes someone likes her. She’s the human embodiment of a retarded golden retriever. And looks like she would be a cheerleader but lacks the requirements to do so. She’s so desperate to have a BF that she goes from a hobbit to an emo in less than for months.
I pulled a Tesla Sams. I broke up with a guy because he treated me right then spent a year chasing after a guy who treated me like garbage.
by TheVilleTea August 12, 2019
Get the Tesla Samsmug.