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Soft Logging

When you are hard, but then get soft… but still pump and dump.
Dude, I came in 20 seconds and then I soft logged her for another minute!

Soft Logging means your penis is less than 69% erect but you are still inside a vagina.
by Red_man_blue February 6, 2026
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Soft Clarinet

The act of eating out a vagina whilst tickling the recipient’s belly, the music being the resulting mix of moaning and laughter
Gave that bitch a soft clarinet last night, should’ve heard her music
by Lud Hanjeschter February 18, 2026
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Soft Disowned

Not calling to check on someone, but will pick up their call. If you've been soft disowned, they won't call to check on you, but will pick up your call but still not ask how you're doing.
Ashley believes her family have soft disowned her, they never call her, and when she calls, they hang up after just 2 minutes on the phone.
by GirlQchi February 7, 2025
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Softbody

Calling a man a Softbody is an insult, implying that he is physically or mentally weak. A Softbody is…
1. Physically out of shape – Lacking muscle or toughness.
2. Mentally weak or soft – Easily intimidated, lacks resilience or a strong mindset.
3. Not built for hardship – Someone who wouldn’t handle a tough situation well.
He talks tough, but the moment things get real, he folds like a Softbody.
by Insouciant Bastard February 23, 2025
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soft hours

*aka praying in the dark hours*

these are the times (or hours) where you just slow down, and spent some time with The Lord; growing your relationship with Him in True Love 🫶
guy 1: "yo one more game?"
guy 2: "nahh bro its my soft hour"
guy 1: "what that"
guy 2: "soft hours like spending time with God bro"
by philotheus April 2, 2025
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Soft Hands

Soft Hands is an insult used by posh people to shame or slander somebody. the insult is not fondly used often and normally links to someone with a weak punch or someone with weak small arms almost like a baby.
Robert: hey jack how are you doing today?
Jack: shut up soft hands
by nagoleel May 13, 2025
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soft butch

incredibly stupid term that no lesbian should use
person 1: “yeah I’d say I’m a soft butch”

person 2: “what? there is literally no reason to call yourself that. just say you’re a butch.”
by beyonce’s lover June 7, 2025
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