by Esotericdom November 30, 2017
Get the social media homicidemug. A grandparent who appears to be helpful and involved on social media. They only actually participate in situations in which the parents of the children are present, so they don’t actually have to help with anything. They have every excuse in the book when you beg them to babysit the children they post all over Facebook as grandparent of the year.
“why can’t you and your husband go on a date?” “We don’t have a babysitter” “but i thought your mom was so involved with the kids??” “Oh no, only on Facebook. She’s a social media grandparent.”
by Frustrated Daughter October 16, 2018
Get the Social Media Grandparentmug. Abbreviated as SMM
The posting of images or statuses to satisfy oneself on social media and gain attention, as opposed to posting anything genuine or important.
The posting of images or statuses to satisfy oneself on social media and gain attention, as opposed to posting anything genuine or important.
by Bearded Prikk October 28, 2022
Get the Social Media Masturbationmug. Knowing what to and what not to say or post on any social network. Especially. When you have a ton of friends
Lisa: Jenny just came back from the gynecologist and she started posting on Facebook about how she has a yeast infection.
tammy: Wow!!.she is not social network smart.
tammy: Wow!!.she is not social network smart.
by rudolph5656 March 28, 2012
Get the Social network smartmug. A human being who knows everything (or act like they do) and ask people question they know the answer to ,to see if they find a compatible friend.Social studies nerds have little to no friends and make bad history related jokes but they have that I DONT CARE SUCK MY BALLS! Attitude when they are teased about it.they usually have a crush on someone they will never get (popular guy/girl depending on gender) they usually will be the teachers pet and talkative and have very narrow views on things.
That guy who likes you is such a social study nerd I hear he only has 2 friends and one of them is the teacher hehehe he's a hopeless case
by Ghnfghgjgjhgf August 12, 2017
Get the social study nerdmug. The Glorious system made from the peoples CCP of China who rewards people who make the right decisions. This system is great!
MESSAGE FROM THE CCP:
Great work citizen! You have now been rewarded with +135 social credit! Continue to build up your Social Credit Score and you will be rewarded greatly! Glory to the CCP!
Great work citizen! You have now been rewarded with +135 social credit! Continue to build up your Social Credit Score and you will be rewarded greatly! Glory to the CCP!
by LuxembourgBoy42 June 28, 2022
Get the Social Credit Scoremug. Someone who is socially awkward. Tends to say the wrong things at the wrong times. Usually introverted and doesn't have many friends.
Person 1: Hey guess what? Me and my girlfriend are having a party at my place at 10 tonight.
Person 2: Did you know that the square root of 2 is 1.41421356237309504880168872420969807856967187537694807317667973799?
Person 1: Don't be such a socially awkward butterfly.
Person 2: Did you know that the square root of 2 is 1.41421356237309504880168872420969807856967187537694807317667973799?
Person 1: Don't be such a socially awkward butterfly.
by synditrix November 24, 2011
Get the Socially Awkward Butterflymug.