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Social Media Hitman

A person who you request a nonliteral "hit" from, in which the hitman/hitwoman goes on a person's social media and bullies them, hurts them, just because the requesting party doesn't like them or the victim has hurt them. Social media hitmen can also go after people with no request. If you have social media you should watch what you do in real life and post because these people are always on the prowl. They will catfish to be somebody they are not, or make a spam account such as "39389383983403943" and various other names.
Given the circumstances, John sent a social media hitman after me. They were sure bad for me to figure out who it was from.
by Coco Standley February 4, 2021
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Social Justice Wankers

People who make complete asses of themselves, they lack in basic manners and respect for other people, making everything in life unfun (censoring anything of course), saying you or anyone who's got the wrong thinking is a bigot (any different opinions to them all because you are being an individual thinker), they believe they are making the world a better place by harassing/bullying people & still think they are good people in everything they do! (but not really)
MAN THOSE SOCIAL JUSTICE WANKERS ARE AT IT AGAIN (SMH)!?
by Stank Stevo April 29, 2021
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Trial by social media

When you do something extremely stupid and/or retarded, it goes viral, and then you have total online strangers being your "judge, jury and executioner"
Have you, or someone you know, ever survived a trial by social media? It must have been a nightmarish, hellish experience
by Sexydimma June 3, 2021
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social study nerd

A human being who knows everything (or act like they do) and ask people question they know the answer to ,to see if they find a compatible friend.Social studies nerds have little to no friends and make bad history related jokes but they have that I DONT CARE SUCK MY BALLS! Attitude when they are teased about it.they usually have a crush on someone they will never get (popular guy/girl depending on gender) they usually will be the teachers pet and talkative and have very narrow views on things.
That guy who likes you is such a social study nerd I hear he only has 2 friends and one of them is the teacher hehehe he's a hopeless case
by Ghnfghgjgjhgf August 12, 2017
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Social Credit Score

The Glorious system made from the peoples CCP of China who rewards people who make the right decisions. This system is great!
MESSAGE FROM THE CCP:
Great work citizen! You have now been rewarded with +135 social credit! Continue to build up your Social Credit Score and you will be rewarded greatly! Glory to the CCP!
by LuxembourgBoy42 June 28, 2022
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Socially Awkward Butterfly

Someone who is socially awkward. Tends to say the wrong things at the wrong times. Usually introverted and doesn't have many friends.
Person 1: Hey guess what? Me and my girlfriend are having a party at my place at 10 tonight.

Person 2: Did you know that the square root of 2 is 1.41421356237309504880168872420969807856967187537694807317667973799?

Person 1: Don't be such a socially awkward butterfly.
by synditrix November 24, 2011
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Something I thought was bullshit when I was a kid, but winds up making China the biggest star among all nations in the last 30 years and will possibly continue to drive China to an even brighter future.
- Why did all socialist countries fail but China?
- Because China was not practicing socialism, but Socialism with Chinese Characteristics.
by IdolWaiter May 28, 2020
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