Stratified Shit

A shit that breaks into four parts: (1) floater, (2) iceberg dump, (3) depth charge, (4) ghost shit.
A natural stratified shit is when it happens in that order.

Kenny wanted to drink out of the toilet bowl, but because someone had taken a stratified shit, all levels of the water were contaminated. He drank anyways.

by JH & BS January 6, 2009

shit crotch

a girl who has brown pubic hairs.

have you seen sally, she has the grossest shit crotch iv'e seen in my life!

by awesomeohowliketotallyfreakmeout April 24, 2008

shit disturber

disturber of the peace

strictly canadian phrase

marcel is a little shit diturber

by steve June 5, 2004

Bored as shit

Studying managerial economics

University Student 1: Hey, you want to go and get bored as shit later tonight?

University Student 2: No thanks, I'd rather stick my head in the microwave while listening to the Dave Matthews Band

by Kabob King September 12, 2013

whisky shits

The shits produced from excesive drinking the night before.

"Great party last night, but when I woke up this morning I sure had one hell of a headache and a really bad case of the whisky shits.... splattered right up the back of the toilet too!"

by wessy January 27, 2009

house shitting

When touring a house for sale with a real estate agent while the owners are out, the prospective buyer takes a dump in the toilet and doesn't flush, leaving a surprise for when the owners come back.

I didn't like the real estate agent or the property, so I did a house shitting while the agent was showing my wife the guest room.

by Spigoon December 19, 2008

shitting myself

To be scared witless at something

"I was pure shitting myself at that film."

by D-BUCK March 5, 2005