2 definitions by Spigoon

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When touring a house for sale with a real estate agent while the owners are out, the prospective buyer takes a dump in the toilet and doesn't flush, leaving a surprise for when the owners come back.
I didn't like the real estate agent or the property, so I did a house shitting while the agent was showing my wife the guest room.
by Spigoon December 11, 2008
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a special tiny wallet which can be hidden inside a woman's vagina to conceal valuables.
They didn't find the smuggled diamond because Stefanie had it in her vulvet
by Spigoon July 29, 2008
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