2 definitions by Spigoon

vulvet

a special tiny wallet which can be hidden inside a woman's vagina to conceal valuables.

They didn't find the smuggled diamond because Stefanie had it in her vulvet

by Spigoon July 30, 2008

house shitting

When touring a house for sale with a real estate agent while the owners are out, the prospective buyer takes a dump in the toilet and doesn't flush, leaving a surprise for when the owners come back.

I didn't like the real estate agent or the property, so I did a house shitting while the agent was showing my wife the guest room.

by Spigoon December 12, 2008